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[dooley_womack1]

Reader's Digest isn't always going to welcome 1,000-word jokes that start out, "So Ayn Rand, Paul Volcker and a nun walk into a bar"

 

[jlee]

Reader's Digest isn't always going to welcome 1,000-word jokes that start out, "So Ayn Rand, Paul Volcker and a nun walk into a bar"

That was as well-done as a Canadian hamburger.

 

[Andy _ Kent]

Why do we never get an answer, when we're knocking at the door.
There's a thousand-million questions about hate and death and war.

Wow Dooley. Nice Moody Blues pull. I just had a flashback to my college days, you know, when I was somebody and everybody knew my name?

 

[Mozilla]

im so famous i make the copy desk put in the capital letters its in my contract punctuation too also i have a radio show and espn spots so i dont worry about the copy desk isnt that great

 

[Jake_Taylor]

My wife and mother act like I'm much more famous than I am when they talk to their friends.

 

[jlee]

im so famous i make the copy desk put in the capital letters its in my contract punctuation too also i have a radio show and espn spots so i dont worry about the copy desk isnt that great

Awsum.

 

[slappy4428]

Readers Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes. Can anyone else here say that?

You know two?

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

In his heart, he knows he's funny.

 

[slappy4428]

In his heart, he knows he's funny.

And if you dooo, and if you dooo

 

[murphyc]

Not to brag, but you should have seen my high school pep assemblies. At every assembly they would chant my name, louder and louder until I came down to acknowledge the throng. It often took a while for me to come down from my seat (a leather recliner at the top of the bleachers that only I could sit in) because everyone wanted to shake my hand and/or give me a hug.
But like I said, I'm not one to brag.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Do you bowl overhand ( an already-regretted reference to one of the most obnoxious ad campaigns in the history of broadcast television . . . )?

 

[KYSportsWriter]

I don't know if you guys know this, but I'm kind of a big deal.