Predict Bud Selig's statement on 756

[Johnny Dangerously]

We have some creative people here. Whatcha got for me?

 

[BYH]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

-30-

 

[pressboxer]

Huh?

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Huh?

What part of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! don't you understand?

 

[slappy4428]

The seven what now?

 

[pressboxer]

Huh?

What part of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! don't you understand?

No, 'Huh?' is what I predict for Selig's statement.

 

[Precious Roy]

I was spending all day at the steroids meeting talking about what is wrong with baseball. When I saw what happened in San Francisco last night all I turned to the nearest person to me and said, "This is what I mean!"

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Huh?

What part of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! don't you understand?

No, 'Huh?' is what I predict for Selig's statement.

Oh. Sorry. Hope you don't mind that I still had to swing at that fat pitch.

 

[Smallpotatoes]

"Uh, we've got a situation here."

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Just think how much fun this would be if George W. Bush had decided to become baseball commissioner, which he flirted with, instead of going into politics?

 

[Angola!]

Well, we'd have a lot more Americans right now.
Sorry, no politics.
I am interested if Bud knew Hank was going to send that message, because it seems like a slap in the face to piece o' **** Bud.

As far as his statement:
I made my bed, so I will go **** myself in it.

 

[spup1122]

Thank god I had other obligations.

Sincerely,
Bud Selig
Former MLB Commish

 

[Angola!]

Thank god I had other obligations.

Sincerely,
Bud Selig
Former MLB Commish

Not hating on you spup, but what other obligations could the ****-hole commish have had tonight? Watching his Brewers **** the bed against the Rockies?

 

[dieditor]

"The home run chase between Barry Bonds and Hank Aaron will end in a tie."

 

[Angola!]

"The home run chase between Barry Bonds and Hank Aaron will end in a tie."

Until ARod shows up.

 

[dieditor]

"The home run chase between Barry Bonds and Hank Aaron will end in a tie."

Until ARod shows up.

I could ARod passing Bonds, but I like Pujols to pass HIM.

 

[Angola!]

"The home run chase between Barry Bonds and Hank Aaron will end in a tie."

Until ARod shows up.

I could ARod passing Bonds, but I like Pujols to pass HIM.

I never thought of that, honestly.
I could see ARod hitting 800+ home runs, though.

 

[zeke12]

Thank god I had other obligations.

Sincerely,
Bud Selig
Former MLB Commish

Not hating on you spup, but what other obligations could the ****-hole commish have had tonight? Watching his Brewers **** the bed against the Rockies?

He was meeting with George Mitchell to discuss the findings of the steroid investigation.

 

[pressboxramblings07]

"Now I can move on to other things that matter, such as ending All-Star games in ties, meeting with a former senator who will accomplish absolutely nothing and punching myself in the nuts for not putting guys like Barry Bonds out of his misery when I had the chance.

"It's my fault, and now there's nothing I can do about it."

**** on Barry Bonds and **** on Bud Selig. I can't wait for the day both of these guys are nothing but memories, and Bonds is in second place again.

 

[Chef]

Mrs. Selig comes walking into the bedroom to tell Bud of Bonds' 756th homerun, passing Hank Aaron.

MS-"Bud, wake up Bud.....Barry Bonds just hit the homerun to pass Henry Aaron"
Bud- "HUH.....SOMEONE STOLE MY LEBARON?"
MS- "No you retard.......Barry Bonds just passed Henry Aaron."
Bud- "Oh.....what?"
MS- "You know.......baseball.......steroids.........homeruns......does any of this ring a bell to you"
Bud- "Bell....yeah.... gimme 2 Chalupas, a Chili-Cheese burrito and a large Mountain Dew. Thanks baby......you're the greatest."