Porn...Again

[Fenian_Bastard]

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/10/us/10obscene.html?ex=1344398400&en=bd4568fc74050ac0&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

Spend my money wisely, Alberto.

 

[Perry White]

Not that I am a defender of Alberto, but this came through a congressional earmark..."Spokesmen for the criminal division said officials there had nothing to do with the program, which they had been obliged to start because of the earmark."

 

[Chi City 81]

I consider myself a porn again Christian.

 

[The Big Ragu]

That had to do with Frank Wolf, not Alberto Gonzalez. I realize it is only $150,000, but how does one penny of taxpayer money get spent this way? For one thing, if a bunch of idiots who call themselves "Morality in Media" want to look for whatever they think is obscene on the internet, let THEM pay for it. There should be no grants for that kind of BS. For another, when they were writing in this appropriation what was the end-game rationale? They knew before it all started that there would be no prosecutions, because the first amendment protects us from these nuts. There is nothing to prosecute.

Do you think I can find a Congressman to give me a $150,000 grant to investigate David Hasselhoff tribute websites? I'm going to call my organization, "Citizens Hassling The Hoff."

 

[Starman]

 

[writing irish]

Huh, that chick has a perky B-cup on her chest and kind of a droopy D-cup on her waist.

 

[zeke12]

I thought that was a hand at first, but I think you're right, writing.

Weird.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Porn down in a dead man's town ...

 

[brettwatson]

Baby we were porn to run.

 

[writing irish]

The screen door slams
Mary's porn waves
Like a porno she dances across the porch as the radio plays
Roy Orbison porno for the lonely
Hey that's me and I want you only
Don't turn me home again
I just can't face my porn alone again.

Don't run back inside
darling porno's just what I'm here for
So you're scared and you're thinking
That maybe we ain't that young anymore
Show a little faith, there's porno in the night
You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright
Oh and that's all porn with me

You can hide 'neath your covers
And study your porn
Make porno with your lovers
Throw roses in the rain
Waste your summer praying in vain
For some porno to rise from these streets

Well now I'm no porn star
That's understood
All the porno I can offer, girl
Is beneath this dirty hood
With a chance to make some porn somehow
Hey what else can we do now...

 

[zeke12]

Except roll down the windows and let the porn blow, back your hair.

This night's busted open, this gay porn will take you anywhere.

We got one last chance to make porn real.

To trade in this porn on some wheels.

Climb in back; porno's waiting down on the tracks.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Anyone catch the Porne Ultimatum this weekend?

 

[imjustagirl2]

I like porn on the cob.

 

[HejiraHenry]

I was porn to lose.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Porn to be wild?

 

[Football_Bat]

I was porn on the 4th of July.

 

[TwoGloves]

"Porn Free" the movie?

 

[Moderator1]

I had bananas on my Porn Flakes this morning.

 

[cfinder]

no need to rewrite The Boss:

Just wrap your legs round these velvet rims and strap your hands across my engines

 

[writing irish]

Proceeds from sales of Red Sox garters will go to the Sons of Sam Porn.