Poor Choice of Words Hall of Fame: Kobe Bryant on shorts: "I felt violated"

[Piotr Rasputin]

The Lakers wore short shorts tonight for the game against the Celtics.

Kobe was asked about it afterward:

"I don't know what it feels like to wear a thong, but I imagine it feels something like what we had on in the first half," he said with a grin. "I felt violated. I felt naked. It's one thing to see films with guys wearing those things. ... I'd rather stay warm, man."

Trying to make a joke, dude trips over the words.

 

[xX OnTheEdge Xx]

Ahhhhh, I don't think it's that big of a deal ... unless he was leaning over a chair while he said it.

 

[heyabbott]

Immediately after the game Kobe gave Sasha Vujacic a diamond ring. When asked why, Kobe said, ":It's what I do."

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Unless he was being punched in the face while being raped, I don't feel too badly for him...

 

[mike311gd]

Unless he was being punched in the face while being raped, I don't feel too badly for him...

So if he's raped but not punched?

 

[heyabbott]

Unless he was being punched in the face while being raped, I don't feel too badly for him...

So if he's raped but not punched?

It was consensual rough sex

 

[mike311gd]

Unless he was being punched in the face while being raped, I don't feel too badly for him...

So if he's raped but not punched?

It was consensual rough sex

Surprise rough sex.

 

[Mitch21]

ehh ... seems like a stretch to me.

Did you see the shorts?

I mean ... I guess you probably wear shorts like that regularly.

 

[alleyallen]

TTIFWOP