Policeman needs safe space from menacing doughnut box

[dixiehack]

I guess it is progress that the special blue snowflake didn't try and arrest or shoot someone at Krispy Kreme.

Smyrna cop gets ‘Black Lives Matter’ note with Krispy Kreme doughnuts

 

[poindexter]

I didn't realize that cops had joined the Oppression Olympics.

 

[SpeedTchr]

They should shoot them for selling ****ty doughnuts.

 

[Big Circus]

My first thought:

 

[Starman]

I hope they didn't get extra frosty doughnuts.

 

[Big Circus]

Also: He's OK, right?

 

[I Should Coco]

They should shoot them for selling ****ty doughnuts.

Yes. They are hamburger bun halves puffed full of air, then coated with a pound of sugar.