PLEASE !! -- NO MORE PC HALLOWEENS

[Michael_ Gee]

Here in Massachusetts, birthplace of American witchery, Halloween is big, big, big. Too big for children, in fact. I have neighbors whose homes are already festooned with orange and black decorations, skeletons, etc. whose children are already in graduate school. It's second only to Christmas.
I hope everyone who complains about the Satanic aspects of Halloween awakens on Nov. 1 to find their car windshield covered with frozen egg. Then, come December, I root for BOTH sides of the "public religious display" arguments to get visits from Marley's ghost.

 

[Bubbler]

I'm thinking of doing one of those hell houses -- the ones where fundamentalist Christians try to scare the **** of out sinners.

Only I want to do a SportsJournalists.com-themed hell house.

Any ideas?

One I had was the Seventh Circle Of Charlie Brown, where you are doomed to repeat banal got-stale-real-quick Charlie Brown phrases for all eternity. I give the Ryan Sonner thread five days before it opens its own hellish wing.

Another? Dating with DyePack!

 

[Double J]

I'm thinking of doing one of those hell houses -- the ones where fundamentalist Christians try to scare the **** of out sinners.

Only I want to do a SportsJournalists.com-themed hell house.

Any ideas?

One I had was the Seventh Circle Of Charlie Brown, where you are doomed to repeat banal got-stale-real-quick Charlie Brown phrases for all eternity. I give the Ryan Sonner thread five days before it opens its own hellish wing.

Another? Dating with DyePack!

A never-ending grammar and spelling contest with COCKDIAN and busdriver in which you always lose.

 

[Bubbler]

How 'bout an interactive thing? Bend Over For Boots! Salve not included.

 

[slappy4428]

I'm thinking of doing one of those hell houses -- the ones where fundamentalist Christians try to scare the **** of out sinners.

Only I want to do a SportsJournalists.com-themed hell house.

Any ideas?

One I had was the Seventh Circle Of Charlie Brown, where you are doomed to repeat banal got-stale-real-quick Charlie Brown phrases for all eternity. I give the Ryan Sonner thread five days before it opens its own hellish wing.

Another? Dating with DyePack!

Love Your Neighbor with Tom Petty, dyepack and Starman

 

[Oz]

I can't believe anyone thought a Halloween theme sounded like a good idea. The point of Halloween costumes is to come up with whatever the kids might want to be. Guess a kid's imagination is frowned upon in that town.

 

[Perry White]

Sexy Halloween costumes rile parents
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1016sexy-halloween16-ON.html


Not anymore. With names like "Transylvania Temptress," "Handy Candy," "Major Flirt," and "Red Velvet Devil Bride," there is no doubt that costumes marketed to children and teens have become more suggestive.

Such costumes, which typically feature plunging necklines, fishnet stockings, knee-high boots and very short skirts, dominate the display at most costume shops and party supply stores, and parents are having a hard time avoiding them.