Pearlman's money story

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

I never get tired of reading about Jeff Pearlman's John Rocker ordeal. Never ...
There are some new details I in here too.

http://www.jeffpearlman.com/money-stories/

This made me laugh out loud ... I'm sure a lot of us can relate ...

Rocker spent the ensuing two minutes (felt like 10) in my face, jabbing his finger into my chest, blasting my for ruining his career, his family. He said, “Do you know what I can do to you?”—and I thought, “Yes, beat the living **** out of me.” My only strong moment came midway through, when he said, “I even bought you lunch!”
“Actually,” I said, “I paid.”
“Well, **** you …”