Paging Boom. Boom to the white courtesy phone, please.

zeke12 · Jul 18, 2007

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19818804/from/ET/

What I want to know is, how does the dude who works part-time and lives with his mom afford this car?

imjustagirl2 · Jul 18, 2007

Where does it say part-time?

And if his mom's 70, maybe he's taking care of her.

Big Buckin' agate_monkey · Jul 18, 2007

JDV?

Edit: Read the story. That's bull****. Kid needs to put it in the drive with cameras watching it. Nail the douchenozzles who did that if they strike again.

KYSportsWriter · Jul 18, 2007

Zeke12 said:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19818804/from/ET/

What I want to know is, how does the dude who works part-time and lives with his mom afford this car?

Story doesn't say he works part-time...

hondo · Jul 18, 2007

He should have gotten the car defaced for being 32 and living with Mom.

writing irish · Jul 18, 2007

Vandalism is stupid.

That said, the plight of some 32-yr-old pudthump in a Chargers jersey with ridiculous facial hair and a Hummer doesn't really register on my give-a-damn-ometer. He has to get his friend from Arkansas to help him deal with "fallout" from the crime? I hope his buddy brought him a little plush toy.

Here you go, northwest DC bourgeois gangsta-boy. A cuddly doll to help the pain go away. Hold it tight between your teeth while your Arkie buddy's giving it to you in the ass tonight. Dork.