Nice headline, Yahoo!

[Batman]

I wish I could get away with this headline. From the AP story posted on Yahoo! about the pistachio salmonella scare:

"Pistachio company: Raw nuts may be bacteria source"


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090331/ap_on_re_us/salmonella_pistachios_21

 

[pallister]

I like the mention in the subhead of how your pet could carry salmonella. Does that mean you have to make sure and cook Fido thoroughly if you decide to eat him?

 

[sportschick]

Yea, I giggled, but I'm not sure what else you'd call them.

 

[sportschick]

I like the mention in the subhead of how your pet could carry salmonella. Does that mean you have to make sure and cook Fido thoroughly if you decide to eat him?

Well, I always cook my cats throughly before I serve them.

 

[Batman]

Yea, I giggled, but I'm not sure what else you'd call them.

I think "Raw pistachios may have been bacteria source" would've worked just fine. But hey, nuts. Heh huh heh...

 

[pallister]

Well, I always cook my cats throughly before I serve them.

Mmmmmm.

 

[deskslave]

Well, I always cook my cats throughly before I serve them.

Mmmmmm.

Don't get too excited. She only serves them with ketchup.

 

[pallister]

Darn.

 

[sportschick]

I actually make them in a nice curry.

 

[CitizenTino]

I like the mention in the subhead of how your pet could carry salmonella. Does that mean you have to make sure and cook Fido thoroughly if you decide to eat him?

Manny Pacquiao's father says yes.

 

[Football_Bat]

Well, I always cook my cats throughly before I serve them.

Mmmmmm.

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[Del_B_Vista]

There's a Trenton headline that would eliminate the concerns about raw nuts.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

I like the mention in the subhead of how your pet could carry salmonella. Does that mean you have to make sure and cook Fido thoroughly if you decide to eat him?

Well, I always cook my cats throughly before I serve them.

Do Stan and Maggie know about this?

 

[sportschick]

How do you think I lure the other ones in?

 

[pallister]

I was thinking, How do you think she gets them to behave?

 

[KYSportsWriter]

How do you think I lure the other ones in?

But Stan has no balls, and I don't know about Maggie.

 

[pallister]

Haha, I just noticed the new avatar. That would go great with some ketchup-laden rice. "It looks like a cat died in there ..."

 

[Barsuk]

How do you think I lure the other ones in?

But Stan has no balls nuts, and I don't know about Maggie.

Fixd ur blunder.