My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard

[Brooklyn Bridge]

Singer Kelis, 43, is dating 72-year old Bill Murray. I guess her milkshake really did bring Bill to the yard.

Don’t know if I could handle a 30-year age difference, but at least it sounds like they’re happy.

https://pagesix.com/2023/06/08/singer-kelis-43-is-dating-actor-bill-murray-72-report/

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Half your age plus seven. She's right on the mark.

 

[HanSenSE]

Now more than ever.

 

[wicked]

Good for him.

You'd figure a guy like Murray would be the type who would've spent $100k in 1989 or whenever to get the hair dealt with.

With the mustache he looks like a sad Chaplin.

 

[User 149557]

He seems like Vegas. A great hang for 48 hours and then really tiresome to be around after that.

“Heehee! He’s bartending at my party and doing the dishes!”

“Well, sure, I guess you can crash here for the month.”

“Oh God. He’s stealing my wife and handed me the divorce papers in a porkpie hat and is driving away in an old milk truck.”

 

[Songbird]

He has experience.

Spoiler: Probably NSFW

 

[sgreenwell]

He seems like Vegas. A great hang for 48 hours and then really tiresome to be around after that.

“Heehee! He’s bartending at my party and doing the dishes!”

“Well, sure, I guess you can crash here for the month.”

“Oh God. He’s stealing my wife and handed me the divorce papers in a porkpie hat and is driving away in an old milk truck.”

Murray is pretty well-known as being an enormous asshole, as much as Chevy Chase and others, but he'll pair it with some idiosyncratic ticks and legitimately good acting that gets people a bit more off the scent.

 

[Starman]

I've read that Murray is usually pretty fun except when he's in poon hound mode, at which time he becomes a galactic class ass (to males and especially target females).

Chase from what I've seen is just basically a huge ass -- essentially his SNL persona was the real thing.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

The mention of "Milkshake" throws me back to that dark time when the only three songs on the radio for about 4 months straight were that one, "Hey Ya" by Outkast and "Yeah" by Usher.

 

[User 149557]

There are much worse things to be played on a loop than an Outkast song.

Just wish it had been “Bombs over Baghdad” instead.

 

[Slacker]

This might be the hardest choice in all of mankind.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

You only nut once.

 

[Batman]

You only nut once.

Good title for a James Bond themed porno.

 

[wicked]

There are much worse things to be played on a loop than an Outkast song.

Just wish it had been “Bombs over Baghdad” instead.

The Outkast station curated by Pandora has a lot of good stuff on it. No 50 from what I’ve seen, but pretty much everything else in that era.

 

[Liut]

This might be the hardest choice in all of mankind.

Murray was terrific in Broken Flowers. Read a few years ago he thought it was one of his best performances.

 

[Liut]

Good title for a James Bond themed porno.

I dunno. 007 seems to get multiple nuts per flick.