More trouble for the family who named its son Hitler

[Drip]

This family really needs help.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Adolf-Hitlers-Grandma-Drunk-While-Headed-to-Court.html

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

That is one great headline, though.

 

[cranberry]

What was the reason the kid(s) were taken from them?

 

[SnoopyBoy]

Obama will make everything ok. Change.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Never trust anyone with a neck tattoo. And yes, I'm making a blanket generalization.

 

[GuessWho]

I wonder if that family has slapped a restraining order on Tom Cruise's ass.

 

[Barsuk]

Never trust anyone with a neck tattoo. And yes, I'm making a blanket generalization.

Words to live by, to be sure.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

I figured this thread would be about how older brother Stalin beat the **** out of him when Hitler hit him after promising not to.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

So, Granny is drunk at 10 o'clock in the morning? Now that's getting the day off to a roaring start.

And interesting that they claim there was a sobriety test, but the police show no record of one. So, perhaps they're fabricating stuff to try and get back at the authorities for taking the Fuhrer away? Best be careful, though, because it seems from a distance that forces are lining up to come down on these two hard.

Karma is going to get them. Or they'll have a reality TV show within six weeks.

And cran--I think the name was a big reason why these kids were taken away. I have said, mostly jokingly on here, that babies should be immediately taken from parents who name their kids something stupid. If you're Mr and Mrs Head, and you name your kid Richard, you're essentially setting little **** up for a ton of abuse because of your decision.

 

[cranberry]

And cran--I think the name was a big reason why these kids were taken away. I have said, mostly jokingly on here, that babies should be immediately taken from parents who name their kids something stupid. If you're Mr and Mrs Head, and you name your kid Richard, you're essentially setting little **** up for a ton of abuse because of your decision.

They've got a whole lot of kids to round up if ignorance and stupidity are sufficient grounds. These people probably consider being named after Adolf Hitler some type of compliment and that some day they'll be proven right. On the other hand, maybe they're just self-loathing psychopaths.

If this was a TV show, I'd flip to another channel because the plot seemed too insipid.

 

[hondo]

If they let this kid go back home, he'll be curb-stomping black kids by the sixth grade.

 

[Steak Snabler]

I figured this thread would be about how older brother Stalin beat the **** out of him when Hitler hit him after promising not to.

That was only after Hitler bullied his cousin Chamberlain into giving him half his lunch money.

 

[mustangj17]

These people are dumber than ****. They should not have been able to reproduce. However, they can name their kids whatever they want. It does seem like they are being treated unfairly. But they are a bunch of ****tards.

 

[Ace]

I'd be drunk at 10 a.m. if my daughter married some asshole like that, too.

Don't take it out on Grammy!

 

[Bubbler]

That is one great headline, though.

It really is.

 

[cjericho]

This family really needs help.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Adolf-Hitlers-Grandma-Drunk-While-Headed-to-Court.html

Has the ACLU offered to help?
I've seen that picture a couple times now and I'm not sure who is the father and
who is the mother.

 

[Wenders]

I figured this thread would be about how older brother Stalin beat the **** out of him when Hitler hit him after promising not to.

Actually, wouldn't it be more like Stalin going and getting his much bigger, older friends to gangbang Hitler when he's looking the other way?

 

[ink-stained wretch]

I would have been ashamed to have written that story. Poorly written, poorly reported.

 

[BadgerBeer]

I am not sure if this has been mentioned in any previous "lovable little Nazi" thread but do you think they named their daughter Honszlynn HINLER Jeannie Campbell by mistake? Did they mean "Himmler"? If so I imagine that could lead to some hilarious exchanges at the next "all team" cross burning meeting.

 

[Drip]

If they let this kid go back home, he'll be curb-stomping black kids by the sixth grade.

LOL How can you be sure? He might be getting curb-stomped by white kids by the sixth grade.
But on a serious note, there are a lot of kids out there with ****ed up names. Some of them are on these threads no doubt.
One guy who celebrates his odd name is Mets third base coach Razor Shines. Incidentally, his given first name is Anthony.