Maybe newspapers should try this

[Stitch]

This idea from The Onion might just work if newspapers launched a comment troll site.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-decoy-website-launched-to-lure-away-all-moroni,26393/

 

[Greenhorn]

I believe the Onion refers to online comments of their AV Club stories as "Reasonable Discussions."