Manti and Lance and.... oh what the hell

[Starman]

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/tiger-woods-wants-to-remarry-ex-wife-elin-nordegren-after-divorce-cheating-sex-scandal-011613

 

[SCEditor]

I realize it's been a bad day for journalism with the Manti Te'o saga, but can we not source the National Enquirer? Is that too much to ask?

 

[Football_Bat]

All we need is a Tebow baby mama to emerge and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be riding.

 

[MonsterLobster]

All we need is a Tebow baby mama to emerge and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be riding.

And only the Son of Tebow can stop them and save us all.

 

[Shoeless Joe]

Have you seen the latest pictures of her? Smokin damn hotness added to how many millions is she holding, and I'd want to marry her, too.

 

[heyabbott]

Have you seen the latest pictures of her? Smokin damn hotness added to how many millions is she holding, and I'd want to marry her, too.

The Enquirer reports that Woods and Nordegren have even begun having a sexual relationship again. Woodward and Bernstein should have such sources

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Apparently it hasn't helped Tiger.
He missed the cut in Abu Dhabi.

 

[Chef2]

Nordegren is reportedly considering the proposal from Woods, who is desperate to get Nordegren back, but wants a $350 million anti-cheating clause added to the contract.

Is he freaking insane?

 

[TigerVols]

Have you seen the latest pictures of her? Smokin damn hotness added to how many millions is she holding, and I'd want to marry her, too.

Said it before, I'll say it again: She's the prettiest woman I've ever laid eyes on.

 

[da man]

Apparently it hasn't helped Tiger.
He missed the cut in Abu Dhabi.

And hit an honest-to-goodness worm-burner in the process:

http://www.golfchannel.com/media/european-tour-011613-abu-dhabi-round1-woods-poor-tee-shot/

 

[Armchair_QB]

All we need is a Tebow baby mama to emerge and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be riding.

No, what we need is for a Tebow baby mama to emerge and have it be Elin.

 

[Versatile]

Have you seen the latest pictures of her? Smokin damn hotness added to how many millions is she holding, and I'd want to marry her, too.

Said it before, I'll say it again: She's the prettiest woman I've ever laid eyes on.

But look at her disgusting ham-like thighs!

 

[jackfinarelli]

Nordegren is reportedly considering the proposal from Woods, who is desperate to get Nordegren back, but wants a $350 million anti-cheating clause added to the contract.

Is he freaking insane?

Isn't an "anti-cheating clause" usually referred to as a "wedding vow"?

 

[Chef2]

Have you seen the latest pictures of her? Smokin damn hotness added to how many millions is she holding, and I'd want to marry her, too.

Said it before, I'll say it again: She's the prettiest woman I've ever laid eyes on.

 

[da man]

Have you seen the latest pictures of her? Smokin damn hotness added to how many millions is she holding, and I'd want to marry her, too.

Said it before, I'll say it again: She's the prettiest woman I've ever laid eyes on.

Eh. A 6, tops.

 

[heyabbott]

Have you seen the latest pictures of her? Smokin damn hotness added to how many millions is she holding, and I'd want to marry her, too.

Said it before, I'll say it again: She's the prettiest woman I've ever laid eyes on.

Eh. A 6, tops.

6 on top, 6 on bottom. She's a 12, 2 under par

 

[wicked]

I realize it's been a bad day for journalism with the Manti Te'o saga, but can we not source the National Enquirer? Is that too much to ask?

The Enquirer repeatedly breaks stories such as these. It may be in the PED Division of journalism, but Enquirer still's dominant.

 

[Songbird]

Have you seen the latest pictures of her? Smokin damn hotness added to how many millions is she holding, and I'd want to marry her, too.

Said it before, I'll say it again: She's the prettiest woman I've ever laid eyes on.

I felt that way about Kournikova.

 

[poindexter]

I realize it's been a bad day for journalism with the Manti Te'o saga, but can we not source the National Enquirer? Is that too much to ask?

The Enquirer repeatedly breaks stories such as these. It may be in the PED Division of journalism, but Enquirer still's dominant.

Ask John Edwards.

 

[wicked]

Or O.J. Or Patrick Swayze (though that might be difficult).