Knocked up abroad

[SnarkShark]

http://gawker.com/cuban-spy-held-in-us-prison-was-allowed-to-remotely-imp-1674327773

"One of the Cuban spies released in a prisoner exchange this month may have been imprisoned, but his sperm wasn't.

There were no paternity tests necessary when Gerardo Hernandez returned home last week to his pregnant wife, because the U.S. facilitated their conception while he was purportedly serving a double life sentence in a California federal prison."

 

[Vombatus]

Great, your federal dollars at work.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Story says it helped thaw relations between the countries.

Thaw. Hehe. Hehe.