Joba: DUI

[ifilus]

LINCOLN, Neb. – New York Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence, speeding and having an open container of alcohol in his vehicle.

Nebraska State Patrol spokeswoman Deborah Collins said Chamberlain was stopped for speeding on U.S. 77 near his hometown of Lincoln at about 1 a.m. Saturday.

Collins said Chamberlain was taken to the Cornhusker Place Detox in Lincoln, which she said is the normal protocol.

Chamberlain was lodged at the center on charges of driving under the influence, having an open container of alcohol and speeding.

Collins said the county attorney likely would file formal charges Monday.

An e-mail sent to Chamberlain's agent Saturday was not immediately returned.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081019/ap_on_sp_ba_ne/bba_yankees_chamberlain_dui_5

 

[BYH]

Re: Jaba: DUI

Joba now has another reason to throw at Kevin Youkilis next year.

 

[schiezainc]

Re: Jaba: DUI

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!

Just because a man starts swerving one the road and drives a little bit on the sidewalk does not mean he's drunk. It just means, um, um, um, that he's a pioneer! Yeah!

 

[Tom Petty]

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!

Just because a man starts swerving one the road and drives a little bit on the sidewalk does not mean he's drunk. It just means, um, um, um, that he's a pioneer! Yeah!

he's a maverick.

 

[typewriterhill]

nothing like a drunk Yankee in the playoffs... oh wait

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Mickey, Whitey, Billy . . . the white courtesy phone is on f'n fire.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Open ****ing container. **** off and die, Joba. You could have killed someone.

 

[zeke12]

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!

Just because a man starts swerving one the road and drives a little bit on the sidewalk does not mean he's drunk. It just means, um, um, um, that he's a pioneer! Yeah!

he's a maverick.

It's spelled mavrick, dumbass.

 

[hockeybeat]

Joba couldn't have called a cab? Didn't have a friend with him? How ****ing stupid is this guy?

 

[schiezainc]

Joba couldn't have called a cab? Didn't have a friend with him? How ****ing stupid is this guy?

To be fair, his friend was Rivera and in a pressure situation he choked.

Again.

 

[mike311gd]

Mickey, Whitey, Billy . . . the white courtesy phone is on f'n fire.

Are you saying Joba's the next Yankee legend?

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Mickey, Whitey, Billy . . . the white courtesy phone is on f'n fire.

Are you saying Joba's the next Yankee legend?

I'll take Notorious Pinstriped Drunks for $400, Alex.

 

[Tom Petty]

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!

Just because a man starts swerving one the road and drives a little bit on the sidewalk does not mean he's drunk. It just means, um, um, um, that he's a pioneer! Yeah!

he's a maverick.

It's spelled mavrick, dumbass.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Where's Art Fowler when you really need him?

 

[bigpern23]

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!

Just because a man starts swerving one the road and drives a little bit on the sidewalk does not mean he's drunk. It just means, um, um, um, that he's a pioneer! Yeah!

he's a maverick.

It's spelled mavrick, dumbass.

Don't know who that dude is (presume he's a wrestler or mma fighter of sorts), but that is one god awful set of tattoos. I imagine the giant black part is a cover-up for some worse tattoo, but it's like he said, "Just make the arm black. That'll be sweet!" I bet even the tattoo artist got bored doing that. And the skull could've been drawn by a fourth grader.

 

[Seahawk]

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!

Just because a man starts swerving one the road and drives a little bit on the sidewalk does not mean he's drunk. It just means, um, um, um, that he's a pioneer! Yeah!

he's a maverick.

It's spelled mavrick, dumbass.

Don't know who that dude is (presume he's a wrestler or mma fighter of sorts), but that is one god awful set of tattoos. I imagine the giant black part is a cover-up for some worse tattoo, but it's like he said, "Just make the arm black. That'll be sweet!" I bet even the tattoo artist got bored doing that. And the skull could've been drawn by a fourth grader.

BP, I had pretty much the same thoughts when I saw that photo.

 

[mike311gd]

Mickey, Whitey, Billy . . . the white courtesy phone is on f'n fire.

Are you saying Joba's the next Yankee legend?

I'll take Notorious Pinstriped Drunks for $400, Alex.

Oh. Well, that's almost as good.

 

[hockeybeat]

Wow. Just wow.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10212008/news/nationalnews/beer__a_potshot_for_joba_134562.htm

 

[Tom Petty]

joba is no snake.

 

[Wenders]

Joba couldn't have called a cab? Didn't have a friend with him? How ****ing stupid is this guy?

Well, he does live in Lincoln, Nebraska....they kinda breed stupidity up there.