JDV strikes again...and again! (updated)

[Platyrhynchos]

Re: JDV strikes again!

There's always the option of blowing goats. For fun AND profit.

 

[Clever username]

Re: JDV strikes again!

There's always the option of blowing goats. For fun AND profit.

Please elaborate.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Re: JDV strikes again!

God, you **** one goat, and you're a goat****er for the rest of your life.

When I was in school, there was a guy in my dorm from Pakistan, and he taught me how to curse in Urdu. One of the better ones was "goat ****er." Phonetically, it's pronounced backra-chud.

The best thing about Urdu curse words is that they are not casual insults. If you call someone a "sister ****er," you had better be ready to fight to the death with knives. Still, whenever I get into a cab, if the license the driver has a Pakistani sounding name, I ask him if he speaks Urdu practice my curse words. They always laugh when I do it.

 

[Clever username]

Re: JDV strikes again!

God, you **** one goat, and you're a goat****er for the rest of your life.

When I was in school, there was a guy in my dorm from Pakistan, and he taught me how to curse in Urdu. One of the better ones was "goat ****er." Phonetically, it's pronounced backra-chud.

The best thing about Urdu curse words is that they are not casual insults. If you call someone a "sister ****er," you had better be ready to fight to the death with knives. Still, whenever I get into a cab, if the license the driver has a Pakistani sounding name, I ask him if he speaks Urdu practice my curse words. They always laugh when I do it.

Someway, somehow backra-chud has to become a running insult.

 

[Platyrhynchos]

Re: JDV strikes again!

There's always the option of blowing goats. For fun AND profit.

Please elaborate.

Ummm..... errrrr....... uhhhhhhh...... It's just a colloquial expression. Yeah, that's it. A colloquial expression. ;D

But it does bring to mind that if one were to cornhole a sheep, wouldn't the condom be built-in already?

 

[Clever username]

Re: JDV strikes again!

There's always the option of blowing goats. For fun AND profit.

Please elaborate.

Ummm..... errrrr....... uhhhhhhh...... It's just a colloquial expression. Yeah, that's it. A colloquial expression. ;D

But it does bring to mind that if one were to cornhole a sheep, wouldn't the condom be built-in already?

Jones?

 

[Idaho]

Re: JDV strikes again!

From an ad on the page JDV linked:

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

Re: JDV strikes again!

Either you **** goats, or you do not ... **** goats.

"**** a goat!"

 

[John D. Villarreal]

Uh oh

What's this!

http://www.pbs.org/mediashift/2007/01/bubbliciouspaidcontent_crowd_t.html

Hey Mert wussdo no one takes me seriously right????

Yeah, everyone is following your lead there big guy - just waiting for you to fly around the world and turn time back like Superman - lol.

Oh wait a minute...chirp chirp - crickets! Guess what? REALITY is not listening to you.

This coming from a guy who had Yoda as an avatar and a tag line that said (wocka, wocka, wocka) - lol!

Whoooo the PINACLE of journalistic seriousness and decorum - Eddy Murrow one side please - make room for Mert! Oh man, Fozzy Bear sounds about right up your alley.

The force is weak in that one.

Here is an avatar idea for you - your more like Jabba's little weasel sidekick.

Now, SG's codas on the other hand (and their tag lines) are bad ass (reminds me of old toonces skits on SNL. I want to see some codas in cars!)

Anyway, the rest of you can have some fun with this & all jokes aside it was a great article by Mark Glaser of PBS (former LAT) - super fun & smart guy.

Looking forward to more work from him.

Conrats Mark!

John

Say it with me Mert (I may hate...err love him) - but JDV is just 2 Sweeeeet! & ALWAYS box office!!

PS - you like my ability to drop sound crucial hot bytes in the interview while staying exactly on topic (does that count for working the corners JDub?)

Thread thriller & lady killer out!

 

[Duane Postum]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[John D. Villarreal]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Thanks DP!

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

It cracks me up when people get worked up over this guy...

 

[John D. Villarreal]

It cracks me up when people get worked up over this guy...

Dude EXACTLY.

I have fun & kick ass in life & try to help people do the same. Look, I am a REAL forgiving dude & anyone that is cool with me - I am cool with them, simple!

So, most of these people are fighting a one-sided war.

But, unfortunately, this has happened to me almost all of my life. So, while frustrating I am used to it & now it does not bother me - it amuses me.

This is basically, how it breaks down TB,

Three types of people

1.) Those that have good lives &/or senses of humor &/or are just happy people = really like me &/or are not bothered by me at all. They can see I am a fun dude with some things going for him that in no way hurts them.

2.) Those that don't like me for some reason (political or otherwise) but have game &/or intelligence & respect what I am bringing to the table = they say nothing. Why pick a fight for no good reason with a strong opponent.

3.) Those that are weak, insecure, jealous of me, women that want to date me but know they have no chance, ppl who are too politically correct & or offended too easily, ppl that think they are WAY more important than they are, live in a glass bubble, and most of all take this, themselves and life WAY too seriously, etc. = those are the ones that freak out.

In the end, none of it matters. Reality is reality - I keep rolling & accomplishing my goals and having tons of fun along the way & life moves on for everyone else.

Thus, if I ruin someones day...that is dumb - no one has that power over me - I am having a blast.

I hope that gives some perspective to someone that has lived a life of this.

 

[Killick]

 

[jimnorden]

who is this guy? I don't get it.

 

[Ellis Redding]

who is this guy? I don't get it.

Enjoy ...

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/35969/

 

[Clever username]

It cracks me up when people get worked up over this guy...

Dude EXACTLY.

I have fun & kick ass in life & try to help people do the same. Look, I am a REAL forgiving dude & anyone that is cool with me - I am cool with them, simple!

So, most of these people are fighting a one-sided war.

But, unfortunately, this has happened to me almost all of my life. So, while frustrating I am used to it & now it does not bother me - it amuses me.

This is basically, how it breaks down TB,

Three types of people

1.) Those that have good lives &/or senses of humor &/or are just happy people = really like me &/or are not bothered by me at all. They can see I am a fun dude with some things going for him that in no way hurts them.

2.) Those that don't like me for some reason (political or otherwise) but have game &/or intelligence & respect what I am bringing to the table = they say nothing. Why pick a fight for no good reason with a strong opponent.

3.) Those that are weak, insecure, jealous of me, women that want to date me but know they have no chance, ppl who are too politically correct & or offended too easily, ppl that think they are WAY more important than they are, live in a glass bubble, and most of all take this, themselves and life WAY too seriously, etc. = those are the ones that freak out.

In the end, none of it matters. Reality is reality - I keep rolling & accomplishing my goals and having tons of fun along the way & life moves on for everyone else.

Thus, if I ruin someones day...that is dumb - no one has that power over me - I am having a blast.

I hope that gives some perspective to someone that has lived a life of this.

Any you wonder why you've gotten reactions like this all your life. Stop being such a ****ing douchebag and people will probably stop treating you like one. You say there are some people that get you and aren't bothered by you, but that's because those people are just as fake and derivative as you are.

 

[jimnorden]

Does he play for the other team?

 

[User 1019]

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

 

[outofplace]

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Maybe he things JDV is overcompensating for certain feelings that just don't fit the macho image he is trying to cultivate for himself. hehe