Is Kevin Smith serious about Clerks III?

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From his Facebook feed:

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THE BEGINNING OF THE END
20 years ago today, we started shooting CLERKS.
20 years later, with no plan or provocation, I jumped out of bed at 4:20 this morning and started writing CLERKS III.
It's been like hanging out with old friends.
And after 2 hours of tapping the keys and giggling, I have come to a conclusion...
CLERKS III will be the best film I'll ever make.
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The 4:20 makes me think it's a ruse or an early April Fools joke. I sure hope it is, anyway.
 
YGBFKM said:
Is he still fat?

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Do you not appreciate his ruse?

Either way, I will watch. And I did like Clerks 2.
 
I thought Clerks 2 was OK, although of course it couldn't match the off-the-cuff fun of the original.

Not really sure where he can go with C3.

Dante and Randal get old and fat, Jay and Silent Bob go corporate. Ho hum.
 
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He's either trolling everyone, or his remaining believers are being given false hope.

The man is out of ideas.
 
Amen. Those movies are awful. Full of completely unlikable and unfunny characters.
 
YGBFKM said:
Amen. Those movies are awful. Full of completely unlikable and unfunny characters.

If he has a masterpiece, Dogma was it. The others are variations on the same BS, over and over again.
 
'Clerks' and 'Chasing Amy' are very worthwhile.

'Dogma' doesn't hold up. When you first see it, it seems to be more than it really is.
 
3_Octave_Fart said:
Comic Book Men is better than any of his ****ty movies.

His movies since the mid 90s have indeed been ****ty, but get that weak Comic Book Men **** out of here.
 
It's not that bad.
It's a reality show about comic book freaks.
Let's lower our expectations and not look for Masterpiece Theater.
I don't love being around Kev's buddies, but at least these guys are real.
 
Bubbler said:
3_Octave_Fart said:
Comic Book Men is better than any of his ****ty movies.

His movies since the mid 90s have indeed been ****ty, but get that weak Comic Book Men **** out of here.
I bet your comic-book geek friends are MUCH more entertaining! LOL
 
Zach and Miri Make A Porno is underrated in its shiftiness. It is truly awful. Not a laugh in the whole film. I remember walking out of the theatre thinking "I really think I could have written a better screenplay than that."
 
If Clerks 3 features Rosario Dawson dancing in skinny jeans and a skimpy tank top, it'll be worth a look.
 

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