I AM NOT THE FATHER OF ANNA NICOLE'S BABY GIRL!

[Freelance Hack]

Just wanted to get that off my chest. I'll hold a press conference later this afternoon to answer any questions from the press.

Now that I'm officially out of the running, that leaves roughly 2.5 million men suspect.

 

[Ellis Redding]

Mr. Hack! Quick question! What are your thoughts on the UL men's team and its inability to establish any consistency?

 

[Deeper_Background]

FH....you are NOT the father!! ;D

 

[HejiraHenry]

Yeah, I had to take myself out of the running in that race, too.

 

[heyabbott]

Her dead son is the father of her baby

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Maybe you'd like to tell us about hair styles of the 70s during your presser.

 

[Football_Bat]

Unavailable for comment:

 

[Freelance Hack]

Mr. Hack! Quick question! What are your thoughts on the UL men's team and its inability to establish any consistency?

As someone who has followed Cardinal basketball for years and is not the father of Anna Nicole's baby, I believe Louisville's inability to establish consistency is a direct result of the injuries the team has sustained over the last couple seasons.

There's talent there, and many of the players are quite capable of being Anna Nicole's baby's daddy, but until the core group can stay healthy for an extended period of time, we'll never know just how talented they are.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Maybe you'd like to tell us about hair styles of the 70s during your presser.

I'll tell you two things you don't know about me.

1. I secretly wish I could grow an Art Garfunkel 'fro.
2. I am not the father of Anna Nicole's baby girl.

 

[Ace]

JDV is out of the running, too. His balls are shriveled up like grapes.

 

[Shaggy]

It aint' mine. I pulled out.

 

[slappy4428]

Her dead son is the father of her baby

Heyyy.... not a bad conspiracy theory...

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

It aint' mine. I pulled out.

Girl in high school who got pregnant said the same thing about her boyfriend. ... Shaggy's on the list.

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

Howard Stern's sirius radio show today has been fall-on-the-floor funny. Classic stuff.

 

[Trey Beamon]

BYH?

 

[Deeper_Background]

Howard Stern's sirius radio show today has been fall-on-the-floor funny. Classic stuff.

It's gonna be comedy gold for the next 6 months easy.