Hurt Booty?

[HandsomeHarley]

Could they have worded this a little better?

From ESPN.com:

Hurt Booty not sure if he'll start USC's next game

 

[GB-Hack]

Fractured Ass?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

USC sports-information director Sir Mixalot had no comment.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

"Hurt Booty to sit on his ass Saturday"

 

[Football_Bat]

Good thing the two USC's aren't playing this week. Then the headline would be:

"Booty exposed for Cocks"

 

[HandsomeHarley]

"Trojans stuck without Booty"

 

[Mayfly]

Well boots didn't post for a while, so maybe he was out in southern California.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

Someone at ESPN.com must be on the board. They changed the headline:

USC's Booty unsure if he'll start with broken finger

 

[Hammer Pants]

If he'd hurt someone's else's finger, it could have said...

Booty causes broken finger

 

[Beaker]

Not quite the same comic value, but after SC's upset Saturday, SI.com's headline was "Busted Trojans"

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Not quite the same comic value, but after SC's upset Saturday, SI.com's headline was "Busted Trojans"

I like that better, actually. Nothing inspires a more fearful response than a Busted Trojan.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

ESPN.com's latest USC headline:

USC's Booty hurting

Well, they did get their asses beat by Stanford.

 

[Write-brained]

Hed: Booty Sore After Pounding

 

[HandsomeHarley]

... Or we could add on to ESPN's hed:

USC's Booty hurting after Stanford busts Trojans

or ...

Stanford spanks Booty, Trojans

 

[Claws for Concern]

It's Booty's Call to play on Saturday