Holy Sweeney Todd ...

[novelist_wannabe]

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/National/Student_Slain.html?COXnetJSessionIDbuild21=nZjzGJPLLQTkhYM22VZ2xpHdnXTD0GbHjYtz2P3vK5ctTGkkbqYx!2119859396&imw=Y&UrAuth=`NbNUOaN[UbTTUWUXUVUZT[UTUWU]U\UZUbU_UcTYWYWZV&urcm=y

Dude killed his girlfriend and burned her parts on a grill. Didn't go so far as to serve her to his neighbors ...

 

[alleyallen]

For what it's worth, this guy has added onto his story on almost a daily basis. First it was that he put her into a Dumpster. Then it was two. Then he supposedly cut her up. Now it's that he cut her up, grilled her and had her served at Dollar Dog Nite at a recent high school softball tournament.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Stick to priest.

 

[Oz]

Sounds a lot like this story, which I noticed on the wire last week.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070324/NEWS07/70324004/1118/rss

SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) -- A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his body into small pieces and frying it. Rosanita Nery dos Santos, 52, drugged her husband in his sleep, then stabbed him to death two years ago in Salvador, about 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo, said police spokesman Idmar Bonfim.

 

[Ace]

Sounds a lot like this story, which I noticed on the wire last week.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070324/NEWS07/70324004/1118/rss

SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) -- A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his body into small pieces and frying it. Rosanita Nery dos Santos, 52, drugged her husband in his sleep, then stabbed him to death two years ago in Salvador, about 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo, said police spokesman Idmar Bonfim.

That's awful. Fried foods will kill you.

 

[goalmouth]

Talk about finishing on her grill...

 

[finishthehat]

Stick to priest.

There's also Shepherd's Pie peppered with actual shepherd on top.

 

[BYH]

Sounds a lot like this story, which I noticed on the wire last week.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070324/NEWS07/70324004/1118/rss

SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) -- A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his body into small pieces and frying it. Rosanita Nery dos Santos, 52, drugged her husband in his sleep, then stabbed him to death two years ago in Salvador, about 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo, said police spokesman Idmar Bonfim.

That's awful. Fried foods will kill you.

Talk about finishing on her grill...

All this and in back-to-back posts. This is why I love this place.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Talk about finishing on her grill...

That is some solid work, Goalie

 

[leo1]

wtf is wrong with people?

 

[Ace]

wtf is wrong with people?

Well, the meat is kind of stringy and they tend toward fatty.

But with the proper seasoning people aren't too bad.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Then there's piccolo player . . . it's piping-hot . . .

 

[Clever username]

Am I the only one who thought this thread was about the Sweeney Todd movie Tim Burton is making and how ridiculous it is to have Johnny Depp starring in a musical?

 

[Ben_Hecht]

He'll be fine. It's Borat as the Italian of the piece that I'm worried about.

 

[Double J]

Am I the only one who thought this thread was about the Sweeney Todd movie Tim Burton is making and how ridiculous it is to have Johnny Depp starring in a musical?

I thought it was about the '70s Canadian trash-glam band that inflicted Nick Gilder and Bryan Adams upon an unsuspecting world. Although, "Roxy Roller" is one hell of a catchy song....

 

[Leo Mazzone]

Best barbecue in Alabama!

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Best barbecue in Alabama!

Jessica Tandy?

 

[Boomer7]

He'll be fine. It's Borat as the Italian of the piece that I'm worried about.

It's not a terribly big part, and just think of all the people (especially the litigious redneck fratboys) who will cheer when Sacha's character gets his throat slashed.

 

[Football_Bat]

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