Hey Joumana, get the kids together for more bathtub photos

[Piotr Rasputin]

I'm shocked by this news.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/basketball/nba/02/16/bc.bkn.kidd.divorce.ap/index.html

It's gonna take a LOT of "I love you" signals from the free-throw line to fix this.

 

[SoSueMe]

What's Kidd's I-love-you signal? I know Jeff Hornacek used to rub his cheek to say hi to the kids.

What does Kidd do?

 

[RokSki]

This is going to get absolutely insane, now that Joumanna has counter-sued Kidd.

An affair with a season ticket holder? Oh, man.

I feel bad for the little dude with the huge head. Jouwanna-hire-me-as-a-media-***** isn't going without a fight, you know that.

I honestly think that this fiasco is what's fueling the Kidd trade rumors. Who wants to be at ground zero when this nuke goes off?

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

Back when the original domestic violence case was still an issue, he made a point to blow a kiss before each free throw. And the cameras would shamelessly show his kids in thier little Kidd jerseys.

That case led to one of the most disingenuous articles and photo spreads ever in SI, ammo for anyone who thinks SI now kisses athlete butt way too much.

 

[FishHack76]

What's Kidd's I-love-you signal? I know Jeff Hornacek used to rub his cheek to say hi to the kids.

What does Kidd do?

Throws a phantom punch or shadowboxes

 

[pallister]

A professional athlete who's self-absorbed and narcissistic? Say it ain't so.

 

[slappy4428]

A professional athlete with strippers? Well color me shocked...

 

[Claws for Concern]

Kidd bought her jewelry worth less than $600,000 each? He needs to be traded to the Lakers so Kobe can show him that $4 million rings are what help your wife forget your cheating ways

 

[thebiglead]

Texted a buddy about Kidd having banged strippers in five different cities.

Friend: 'That's all? Seems low for a ball player. I'm a [non-factor] and I've surpassed that.'

Any idea/guesses who the REPORTERS may be?

 

[Oz]

A professional athlete with strippers? Well color me shocked...

No doubt. This is going to be a mess, for all the obvious reasons.

 

[Moderator1]

What reporters?

 

[Almost_Famous]

The Smoking Gun really does some great work.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0216073kidd1.html

According to Joumana, 34, Kidd has engaged in extramarital affairs with <b>"several different television reporters,"</b> as well as strippers in Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana, a Nets season ticket holder, a Nets employee, and a cheerleader in New Orleans.

 

[fmrsped]

This is Exhibit A as to why ballers with pro potential should NEVER get married. Tail in every city; why get married/involved when all that awaits?

It's a cautionary tale, young fellas.

 

[fmrsped]

Texted a buddy about Kidd having banged strippers in five different cities.

Friend: 'That's all? Seems low for a ball player. I'm a [non-factor] and I've surpassed that.'

Any idea/guesses who the REPORTERS may be?

The Big Anonymous Lead hangs out with JDV.

Nice.

Also, Junkie, how many times have you nuked yourself?

Seemed like you were above 200 posts, now back to 76.

What gives?

 

[dooley_womack1]

The Smoking Gun really does some great work.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0216073kidd1.html

According to Joumana, 34, Kidd has engaged in extramarital affairs with <b>"several different television reporters,"</b> as well as strippers in Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana, a Nets season ticket holder, a Nets employee, and a cheerleader in New Orleans.

Asking for public documents is not really "great work." And just because she says it doesn't make it so. It's the job of divorce lawyers to overslam the opposing spouse.

 

[imjustagirl2]

I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. (And you have only about 72 hours to read this)

That made me laugh.

That being said, normally celeb divorces that get nasty seem fun. This one, I just don't care. And I don't know why that is.

 

[BYH]

They're both sacks of crap. Is there any way for TJ Elephantitis to get all the money?

 

[hondo]

The Smoking Gun really does some great work.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0216073kidd1.html

According to Joumana, 34, Kidd has engaged in extramarital affairs with <b>"several different television reporters,"</b> as well as strippers in Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana, a Nets season ticket holder, a Nets employee, and a cheerleader in New Orleans.

And of course the television reporters in question will be disciplined by their stations and/or networks for banging someone they cover.

 

[BYH]

Kidd banged a season ticket holder? Holy ****. The Nets have a season ticket holder?

 

[Bubbler]

Joumana Kidd sounds like a Wayans Brothers movie gone horribly wrong. Or right as the case may be.