He was the Big Cheese

[Neutral Corner]

Big drug dealer gets ID'd and caught because he sent a picture of himself holding a block of Stilson Cheese over an encrypted network chat. The police had hacked in, and they were able to identify him by enhancing the picture of his hand to get his fingerprints.

Cheese Photo Leads To Arrest Of 'Big Cheese' Drug Dealer In Liverpool | HuffPost

 

[Killick]

I think he bleu it. He’s no gouda at crime.

 

[Songbird]

He'll use the Swiss Defense but there will be too many holes in it.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Cheddar him than me.

 

[The Big Ragu]

BTW. ... that was grate police work.

 

[Starman]

Smooth as Velveeta.

 

[playthrough]

Did you get me my Cheez Whiz, boy?

 

[dixiehack]

Let’s hear both sides. The police will always make him out to be some kind of Muenster.

 

[micropolitan guy]

What a (Tilla)mook.

 

[garrow]

Don't know the British criminal justice system well, so not sure how long his sentence will brie.

 

[Neutral Corner]

I wasn't ready for stinky cheese puns.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

He’s going to cut a deal after the cops grill him.

 

[HanSenSE]

Just think of what they would have done to an American.

 

[User 149557]

This thread makes me miss the old Deadspin and AV Club commenter sections.

 

[garrow]

When asked how he caught the suspect, Holmes replied, "Emmental, my dear Watson."

 

[Spartan Squad]

He’s Edam ringer for the untuck it commercial guy

 

[Jake from State Farm]

 

[Scout]

That’s nacho crime.

 

[HanSenSE]

 

[maumann]

When the suspect learned how he had been captured, his shocked response was, "No whey!"