Hardee's wants to kill us all

[slappy4428]

Perhaps telling them to LEAVE OFF THE CHEESE might help.... I've had them before and didnt think they were too bad.

 

[I love puppies!]

Uh, I'm not sure you understand.

If I'm having mashed taters, gravy, corn and fried chicken or chicken strips, I'll put corn on top of the mashed taters and gravy ... and sometimes, I'll dip the chicken strips into the mashed taters and gravy. It's the cheese that throws me off.

Let me get this straight... You look at that monstrosity and the thing that throws you off are the few strands of cheese sitting on the top?

As long as you get a diet pepsi instead of a regular soda you'll be fine.

 

[BigSleeper]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/diet.fitness/10/15/big.breakfast.burrito.ap/index.html

Evidently there's just not enough diabetes and heart disease for some people....

ST. LOUIS, Missouri (AP) -- The people who brought you the Monster Thickburger and the 1,100-calorie salad are at it again -- this time for breakfast.

Hardee's on Monday rolled out its new Country Breakfast Burrito -- two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla. The burrito contains 920 calories and 60 grams of fat.

Brad Haley, marketing chief for the St. Louis-based fast-food chain, said the burrito offers the sort of big breakfast item normally found in sit-down restaurants with an added advantage.

"It makes this big country breakfast portable," he said.

Man, that's disgusting. After eating raisin brain every morning for the past four years, I couldn't even imagine trying to start the day with that. <shudders>

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Perhaps telling them to LEAVE OFF THE CHEESE might help.... I've had them before and didnt think they were too bad.

Yeah, but then they'll spit in my food.

 

[Ace]

Perhaps telling them to LEAVE OFF THE CHEESE might help.... I've had them before and didnt think they were too bad.

Yeah, but then they'll spit in my food.

Thank ask them to leave off the spit.

Do we have to do everything for you?

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

So what do one of these monsters cost? I'm sure I'll get a coupon in the mail soon for 2 for $3, but ...

 

[User 4755]

Disgusting is right. Kashi Go Lean or other Kashi cereal every morning for me. I haven't been in a Hardee's in 10 years and don't plan on resuming. Nor would crap like that ever darken the door of my freezer if it were sold frozen at a grocery. I wouldn't even feed it to my dog.

 

[Ace]

I'm pretty sure my dog would love it.

But, then, he eats poop.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I'm pretty sure my dog would love it.

But, then, he eats poop.

I'm sure if you ate one of those burritos your dog would eat like a king for a week.

 

[SixToe]

Kashi Go Lean or other Kashi cereal every morning for me.

Good stuff.

Keeps you regular, too, along with a giant bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats every other day.

 

[Football_Bat]

Since Carl's Jr. owns Hardee's, will Carl's Jr. have these too?

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Kashi Go Lean or other Kashi cereal every morning for me.

Good stuff.

Keeps you regular, too, along with a giant bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats every other day.

Like one of those burritos isn't going to clean you out.

 

[Dirk Legume]

Since Carl's Jr. owns Hardee's, will Carl's Jr. have these too?

Swear to god FB, this was the first thing I thought of as well. Living as I do in the Carl's JR side of the country.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Where is Freelance anyway? Getting his arteries routed?

It's been awhile since I've heard anything from him. I hope everything is OK with him...

 

[trifectarich]

When you buy one of these, do they give you a coupon for a discounted angioplasty?

 

[slappy4428]

Kashi Go Lean or other Kashi cereal every morning for me.

Good stuff.

Keeps you regular, too, along with a giant bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats every other day.

Like one of those burritos isn't going to clean you out.

You might not stop ****ting for a week...

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

The original design.

 

[Ace]

Needs more cheese.

 

[slappy4428]

Other than the handle, that might be easier to digest

 

[Cadet]

Not that I ever consume half the stuff in that damn thing, but the Hardee's guy in the article had a point. Is this any worse for you than the traditional country breakfast served at a place like Cracker Barrel? It's probably fewer calories/fat grams because Hardee's is limited to what they can get inside the tortilla.