Happy Festivus!

[FusilliJerry]

Air your grievances, and try not to cry during the Feats of Strength.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Festivus for the rest of us!

 

[murphyc]

It's a Festivus MIRACLE!

 

[Tom Petty]

i think i just shed a single tear.

 

[schiezainc]

I got a lot of problems with you people! And you're gonna hear about it.

First, how dare you lock my thread about which musician's death made the biggest impact!

Second, I am still mad that no one thought my imitation of a patch sports story back in September was as funny as I thought.

Last, how dare Old Tony not tell me how gay marriage affects his or any other straight, heterosexual's marriage! I've asked at least 20 times!

OK, time for the feats of strength!

 

[nmmetsfan]

Don't tell starman the airing of grievances has started, we'll never get to Feats of Strength

 

[dooley_womack1]

Who brought the Festivus pole?

 

[Vombatus]

Who brought the Festivus pole?

It might be in Suzy's ****.

 

[TwoGloves]

I find tinsel distracting.

 

[Bradley Guire]

Is your ****ter full?

 

[Buck]

I have a bad cold and was bed-ridden through Festivus.
That's my grievance.

 

[TwoGloves]

The Human Fund -- money for people.