Happy Festivus!

[TwoGloves]

It's time for the feats of strength.

 

[forever_town]

Wake me up when it's time for the Airing of Grievances.

 

[TwoGloves]

George, Festivus is a part of your heritage.

 

[txsportsscribe]

i'd rather air my grievances

 

[TwoGloves]

Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.

 

[doctorx]

Another Festivus miracle!

 

[old_tony]

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're going to hear about it.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Grievances: The local station that carries syndicated Seinfeld reruns shows two a day back to back; "The Strike" is not scheduled as one of the two today. MSNBC is a joke on the weekends. John Mayer's song "Love Song For No One" resonates far too well with my life. The BCS is a joke.

Feats of strength: Forced to accompany my mother to the local flea market (a feat of a different kind of strength) as manual labor today, I lugged an assload of grapefruit (and possibly other heavy citrus; I lost track) across the market and back to her car. As head of a solo household I have no idea who I would wrestle. Given the latter fact, I have declared that my other labors today absolve me of the wrestling match. :D

Not certain a Festivus miracle will occur. Hoping for a winning lottery ticket. Will settle for an attractive junior college dropout's booty call.

 

[daytonadan1983]

In Utah, we call the "Airing of Grievances" the "Maxhallian Vent," and in my household, the "Pouring of the Beverage" has replaced the "Feats of Strength" ...

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

We can't have Festivus without us...

 

[wannabeu]

"Festivus for the rest of us"

 

[farmerjerome]

Feats of Strength: I've managed to keep my mouth shut working retail during the holidays.

Bitching: I'm broke *******. For the love of god, someone recognize the back-breaking labor I do and give me a little raise. Just a little one. Just so my friends stop laughing at my paycheck.