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Re: Happy birthday, Ryan Sonner!

ryan sonner doesn't celebrate birthdays, the world celebrates the greatest phenom that ever sprung from the womb.

and frank beamer only *wishes* he could analyze talent like ryan sonner.

happy birthday.
 
Re: Happy birthday, Ryan Sonner!

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, you ****ing stuuuuud
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuu


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Re: Happy birthday, Ryan Sonner!

Wow. It's everyone's birthday today! :)

Happy Birthday, Ryan Sonner (who is ... well... real).

Here's ya a hot chick -->

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Re: Happy birthday, Ryan Sonner!

Happy Birthday Sonner.
In honor of this momentous day, I'm actually posting on a message board. (Long time reader, first time poster.)
Also, the Mick says, "I would say this. Ryan Sonner is..., well, which one's Sonner now? We're just gonna dance with the one that brought us. Is Sonner old? I don't disagree. Will he make it in the sports journalism business? We have a saying in Texas, we're fixing to find out."
Chuck Norris says, I fear no man... except Ryan Sonner.
 
Re: Happy birthday, Ryan Sonner!

mike_barber said:
Happy Birthday Sonner.
In honor of this momentous day, I'm actually posting on a message board. (Long time reader, first time poster.)
Also, the Mick says, "I would say this. Ryan Sonner is..., well, which one's Sonner now? We're just gonna dance with the one that brought us. Is Sonner old? I don't disagree. Will he make it in the sports journalism business? We have a saying in Texas, we're fixing to find out."
Chuck Norris says, I fear no man... except Ryan Sonner.
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After reading this, please make your "first" post your "last."

Anyhoo, happy birthday to JackReacher.
 
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Re: Happy birthday, Ryan Sonner!

Hot chick, huh?

Nothing surpasses this:

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Re: Happy birthday, Ryan Sonner!

The Granny said:
mike_barber said:
Happy Birthday Sonner.
In honor of this momentous day, I'm actually posting on a message board. (Long time reader, first time poster.)
Also, the Mick says, "I would say this. Ryan Sonner is..., well, which one's Sonner now? We're just gonna dance with the one that brought us. Is Sonner old? I don't disagree. Will he make it in the sports journalism business? We have a saying in Texas, we're fixing to find out."
Chuck Norris says, I fear no man... except Ryan Sonner.
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After reading this, please make your "first" post your "last."

Anyhoo, happy birthday to JackReacher.
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Leave mike_barber alone. He was a solid tight end.
 
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Happy Birthday to a good man who wears shorts regardless of the temperature, who enjoys a good showing of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and who takes all the Sonner jokes (mostly) in good humor.

I raise a beer (or six) to you.
 
Flash said:
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, you ****ing stuuuuud
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuu


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Best. Post. Ever.

And thank you all for the birthday wishes. Even you, Barber, er, Mickey.
 
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Do we get Ryan Sonner Day off in Canada? ???

Ah, and Happy Birthday! :D
 
dooley_womack1 said:
KYSportsWriter said:
spnited said:
Write-brained said:
Happy Birthday, dude.

Shouldn't today be a national holiday or something?
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Nah, just another D_B day
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Um, where?
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I mentioned Ryan Sonner Day a few posts before. Then again, isn't every day really Ryan Sonner Day.
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Ah, well I thought a man of his, um, stature deserved his own thread.
 
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