Happy Birthday, Cosmo!!!

[imjustagirl]

To a youngster I'm blessed to know (mostly because he's never torn my screen door off while drunk). Thanks for letting me crash at your place that one New Year's, even though I spent half of it passed out on your bathroom floor.

From flaghokie to Cosmo, you're always the sunshine of my life!!!

 

[sportschick]

Happy Birthday to one of my favorites, who makes fantastic and liberal use of the word ****

 

[BYH]

Queef!!!!!!!

Happy birthday to one of the board's true good guys and someone who is a beast in the NIAFL regular season. Maybe your birthday present will be some postseason success! [/dickhead]

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I'll put it in one of those funny glasses, if you like.

 

[StormSurge]

Happy birthday Cosmo!!!!!!!!!

 

[JackReacher]

I don't know you very well, but well enough to guess what you'll be doing today. Drink one or nine for me, too.

Happy birthday.

 

[forever_town]

Happy birthday!

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Hey, assman! Make a wish.

 

[Cosmo]

i appreciate it, all. nothing says a birthday like jumping on a women's hoops conference call. yeee-haww!

 

[Hustle]

Happy birthday, man. Wishing success for all of DC's sports teams... except the Nats. Screw them.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Happy Birthday to someone I do hope to meet in person someday. Hope the day is a good one.

 

[mike311gd]

Hey, assman! Make a wish.

Have a day and a smoke, cowboy.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Happy birthday to the guy who used to have the cool name.

Here, amuse yourself:

http://www.ababasoft.com/flash_games/darts.html

 

[Buck]

You're still Flag to me.
I would wish you a happy birthday, but I think you're on my list.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Happy birthday to the man who almost got the board shut down as the Great Gazoo (long story).

 

[BYH]

How could I forget the obvious Rafael Palmeiro reference?

"Let me start by telling you this: Have a happy birthday, Cosmo. Period. I don't know how to say it any more clearly than that."

 

[Angola!]

Happy Birthday.

 

[Cosmo]

Happy birthday, man. Wishing success for all of DC's sports teams... except the Nats. Screw them.

Of course, now I remember who I was talking about ...

1. Collin Balester
2. Kory Casto

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Happy birthday you cumguzzling ****face.

 

[Cosmo]

GO AMERICAN!!