Halloween costume

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I can't tell you how excited I am to see these are available this year.

http://costumesupercenter.resultspage.com/search?p=Q&ts=custom&w=Burger+King&Search.x=0&Search.y=0

 

[Ace]

That is just going to scare children.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

That is just going to scare children.

Hell, it scares my girlfriend.

 

[wickedwritah]

He kind of looks like a character from Cavemen.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I would soooo walk around with a Whopper in my hand behind my back, sneak up on people, then after they jump in shock from seeing me, I'd slowly pull the sandwich from behind my back. ... it would be the coolest thing ever!

 

[GoochMan]

Question for the board: does anyone know where I could find an 'Undercover Brother' halloween costume? We're having one of those wonderful 'local media members' parties and that's the only outfit that remotely interests me.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

I would soooo walk around with a Whopper in my hand behind my back, sneak up on people, then after they jump in shock from seeing me, I'd slowly pull the sandwich from behind my back. ... it would be the coolest thing ever!

I would spear a receiver coming across the middle before handing him a sandwich. THAT would be the coolest thing ever.

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

Easily the creepiest spokesperson (spokescartoon?) ever for any product.

 

[Flash]

Go as the ****-in-a-Box guys. That should crack a few people up.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?




He forgot to wrap his whopper.

An oldie, but a goodie.

 

[BigSleeper]

Question for the board: does anyone know where I could find an 'Undercover Brother' halloween costume? We're having one of those wonderful 'local media members' parties and that's the only outfit that remotely interests me.

I doubt there's a costume out there, but considering what he wore, I suggest you look at a vintage clothing store. Solid.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I hate him
He's so....plastic.

 

[Del_B_Vista]

Uh, this site has some amazing inappropriate costumes for teens:
http://www.costumesupercenter.com/category/teen+costumes/bunnies-cat.do

Unless I missed the OED change that redefines "teen" as "****."

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

Easily the creepiest spokesperson (spokescartoon?) ever for any product.

Maybe in the modern era, but check out some of these: http://eatliver.com/vintage-ads/#null
Especially "Vibra Finger" in the third row, all the way on the right.

As far as Halloween costumes go, dressing up like Willy Wonka seems appropriate for the amount of candy passed around on Oct. 31. Plus, you can go around trick-or-treating and ask everyone if they're in cahoots with Slugworth.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Forget about spending alot of money on Halloween costumes and go for a classic look.
Get a really ugly cheap 70s-style suit at a thrift store and then get a paper grocery bag, cut holes in it for your eyes and mouth, then walk around telling really bad jokes. You can be the unknown comic from the Gong Show.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Why is Jesus wearing a Burger King crown?

 

[DEB]

I am not dressing my kids in that...that's for sure.

 

[JR]

Maybe in the modern era, but check out some of these: http://eatliver.com/vintage-ads/#null
Especially "Vibra Finger" in the third row, all the way on the right.

That is one great site. Some disturbing stuff there....

 

[imjustagirl2]

Uh, this site has some amazing inappropriate costumes for teens:
http://www.costumesupercenter.com/category/teen+costumes/bunnies-cat.do

Unless I missed the OED change that redefines "teen" as "****."

Nope, that's pretty much been the definition for about 10 years at least.

I see girls at the mall every time I go that shock me with what their parents let them out of the house wearing.

 

[Buck]

Easily the creepiest spokesperson (spokescartoon?) ever for any product.

Maybe in the modern era, but check out some of these: http://eatliver.com/vintage-ads/#null
Especially "Vibra Finger" in the third row, all the way on the right.

Second from the bottom, third from the right:
Lysol as a feminine hygiene product? Ouch.