Guess who turns 60 today?

[Football_Bat]

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Dear Jim,

I plan on spending my birthday at TPC Sawgrass looking for the real killers. Not only did they kill Nicole, but they took the knife I used to cut the cake.

Sincerely,
Orenthal

 

[Football_Bat]

Dear Jim,

I plan on spending my birthday at TPC Sawgrass looking for the real killers. Not only did they kill Nicole, but they took the knife I used to cut the cake.

Sincerely,
Orenthal

Rack him!

 

[hockeybeat]

He was slashing runner, who cut hard to the hole.

 

[boots]

To all on my birthday:
I'm still free and people are still wondering if I did it or not. It's both history and a mystery.
With much love,
Juice

 

[Hammer Pants]

I'd rather let one million guilty people walk than punish one innocent person, but sometimes "reasonable doubt" pisses me off.

 

[heyabbott]

Satan's tailback turns 60. Goes to show how weak and impotent this country has become that someone hasn't killed him by now.

 

[Ace]

Satan's tailback turns 60. Goes to show how weak and impotent this country has become that someone hasn't killed him by now.

Go for it, h-a.

 

[heyabbott]

Satan's tailback turns 60. Goes to show how weak and impotent this country has become that someone hasn't killed him by now.

Go for it, h-a.

The country clubs he plays are restricted

 

[Starman]

 

[nafselon]

Satan's tailback turns 60. Goes to show how weak and impotent this country has become that someone hasn't killed him by now.

Has nothing to do with the weak and impotent, has to do with the fact that no one outside of the related families really cares. It was a big pop culture event, someone died, someone walked, the "outrage" lasted for a couple weeks, it's good for the occasionally exploitation TV show on FOX.

 

[bigpern23]

Satan's tailback turns 60. Goes to show how weak and impotent this country has become that someone hasn't killed him by now.

Has nothing to do with the weak and impotent, has to do with the fact that no one outside of the related families really cares. It was a big pop culture event, someone died, someone walked, the "outrage" lasted for a couple weeks, it's good for the occasionally exploitation TV show on FOX.

A couple of weeks? Try two years.

 

[beefncheddar]

I'm not sure I've ever laughed harder than when SNL did the OJ telestrator skit.

 

[bigbadeagle]

We've got a fine team shaping up this year for the Mean Machine.
Bill Maas and Tank Johnson at the defensive tackles. Pacman as a cover corner. A.J. Nicholson at linebacker. OJ with Nate Newton opening the holes. Walking Boss and Bedansky will never know what hit them.

 

[Hammer Pants]

We've got a fine team shaping up this year for the Mean Machine.
Bill Maas and Tank Johnson at the defensive tackles. Pacman as a cover corner. A.J. Nicholson at linebacker. OJ with Nate Newton opening the holes. Walking Boss and Bedansky will never know what hit them.

And Mike Valtrex can throw passes to Chris Henry.

 

[Gutter]

We've got a fine team shaping up this year for the Mean Machine.
Bill Maas and Tank Johnson at the defensive tackles. Pacman as a cover corner. A.J. Nicholson at linebacker. OJ with Nate Newton opening the holes. Walking Boss and Bedansky will never know what hit them.

And Mike Valtrex can throw passes to Chris Henry.

... and Rae Carruth

 

[MilanWall]

I'm not sure I've ever laughed harder than when SNL did the OJ telestrator skit.

I was thinking the same thing (even went searching Google Images for a screen shot, but couldn't find anything). I hated Tim Meadows for the most part, but that skit was GENIUS.

 

[TwoGloves]

Hope they don't let OJ cut the cake.

 

[heyabbott]

We've got a fine team shaping up this year for the Mean Machine.
Bill Maas and Tank Johnson at the defensive tackles. Pacman as a cover corner. A.J. Nicholson at linebacker. OJ with Nate Newton opening the holes. Walking Boss and Bedansky will never know what hit them.

And Mike Valtrex can throw passes to Chris Henry.

... and Rae Carruth

Rae's in the HOF, Hall of Felons

 

[Beaker]

We've got a fine team shaping up this year for the Mean Machine.
Bill Maas and Tank Johnson at the defensive tackles. Pacman as a cover corner. A.J. Nicholson at linebacker. OJ with Nate Newton opening the holes. Walking Boss and Bedansky will never know what hit them.

And Mike Valtrex can throw passes to Chris Henry.

You can add Romo as another linebacker.