Human_Paraquat
Well-Known Member
I see this was mentioned briefly on another threat, but it probably deserves its own.
If your sense of humor is as questionable and depraved as mine, you'll probably consider this the reason twitter was invented: www.twitter.com/GaryCarterRaw
Some of the gems so far:
"Don Mattingly started a bi-monthly magazine called "Breath Powered Mobility" he had a thing for girls in wheelchairs."
"We used to call Curt Schilling's wife a 'Cleveland Brown.' Nice uniform, ugly helmet!"
"Do you remember when sodomy was illeagal? Don Zimmer does... And he still doesn't think it's funny"
"In '89 Kevin Mitchell showed up at spring training in work boots, jean shorts and a **** ring. No one said a f*ckng word. He got 9 RBI's"
If your sense of humor is as questionable and depraved as mine, you'll probably consider this the reason twitter was invented: www.twitter.com/GaryCarterRaw
Some of the gems so far:
"Don Mattingly started a bi-monthly magazine called "Breath Powered Mobility" he had a thing for girls in wheelchairs."
"We used to call Curt Schilling's wife a 'Cleveland Brown.' Nice uniform, ugly helmet!"
"Do you remember when sodomy was illeagal? Don Zimmer does... And he still doesn't think it's funny"
"In '89 Kevin Mitchell showed up at spring training in work boots, jean shorts and a **** ring. No one said a f*ckng word. He got 9 RBI's"
