"Fella Just Wants a Stable Relationship"

[Riptide]

I guess Grandpa was right: "When you fall off a horse, you just climb back on and ride again."

A Texas man who was twice arrested in 2013 for having sex with a horse named Nadia has apparently struck again. Police say Cirilo Castillo, 45, was caught back in February in the same barn he’d been ordered to stay away from, once again attempting to violate a horse. He was arraigned this month on criminal trespassing charges.

Cops: Serial Horse ****er Breaks Leg Trying to **** Horse

 

[Vombatus]

Reading that article reminded me of Tiger Woods.

 

[User 1019]

Ain't got **** on ol' Kenny Pinyan.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Exclusive photo of the love child:

 

[Jake_Taylor]

How about neigh

 

[heyabbott]

How about neigh

neigh means neigh

 

[SpeedTchr]

Coolin' off dat azz

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Movie version: Fifty Shades of Neigh

 

[Donny in his element]

Why can't we all get off on our high horse?

 

[Jake_Taylor]

We can't help what our hearts furlong for.

 

[Chef2]

Ol Becks just ran to logon to SJ, and doesn't know why.

 

[expendable]

He wouldn't quit until he had his fill....ly.

 

[Batman]

Did somebody say threesome?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

So was the filly a 6? Yay or neigh?

 

[cjericho]

Ol Becks just ran to logon to SJ, and doesn't know why.

Is that Mrs. Ed, I mean Mrs. Rushin.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Grand Ronde man accused of sexually abusing horse | OregonLive.com

According to a probable cause affidavit, the horse's owner and two other witnesses told a Polk County Sheriff's deputythat they spotted Glen A. Garbutt "masturbating himself and (the) horse," while on his property on June 4. It is not clear why the horse was on Garbutt's property.
The deputy searched for Garbutt but couldn't find him until June 28, when the deputy received a tip from a Grand Ronde Tribal police officer that the suspect was at a Seventh Day Adventist Church in Grand Ronde.
Garbutt ran when the deputy found him. The deputy repeatedly warned Garbutt that he would be Tased if he did not stop running. Garbutt was Tased at least three times before the deputy and other authorities who arrived as backup, were able to arrest him.
When the deputy told Garbutt he was being arrested on suspicion of sexual assault of an animal, the 56-year-old yelled that he didn't have sex with a horse, the affidavit said. At that point, the deputy had not mentioned anything about a horse.