Favorite Seinfeld Episodes

[casty33]

Yes, there were some bad ones, but even the bad episodes would usually have a line or two that made me laugh.

Overall, I agree with Lt. Columbo that the trip to the Hamptons was the all-time best. "You gotta see the bay-bee, you gotta see the bay-bee."
But I also crack up at the one where Mel Torme sings to Kramer.

 

[FishHack76]

1. Chicken Roaster
2. The Parking Garage.
3. The Bubble Boy
4. The Contest
5. The Pez Dispenser

 

[MC Sports Guy]

"It's a JUNIOR mint."

It's VERY refreshing.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

1. Chicken Roaster
2. The Parking Garage.
3. The Bubble Boy
4. The Contest
5. The Pez Dispenser

Chicken roaster is my favorite.Kramer and Jerry switch apartments, Elaine with the rat-hair hat.

"That's not good for business"

"That's not good for anybody"

 

[qtlaw]

1. Elaine Dancing at her company party
2. Jerry and Elaine in Florida- Elaine asking for air conditioning, Jerry's Parents with the NASA Pen
3. Parking Garage

 

[GimpyScribe]

1. Chicken Roaster


Jerry to Newman: "You wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce."
Newman, after eating some broccoli: "(Spit, gag) ... Vile weed!!!"

 

[joe]

The episode that went backwards in time. Unfortunately, I started watching about five minutes into it, so it was like college when I did a little wake and ... well, got in late to the start of "North by Northwest" and was freaked out for the next two hours. Or missing the first five minutes of "Memento" because she wanted something from the concession stand.

 

[JR]

Festivus

 

[Second Thoughts]

No one's mentioned the Soup Nazi episode? Just a thought.

 

[Second Thoughts]

The Dirty Talk one. The scene with George and the ketchup at Moe's gets me everytime.

And the Anti Dentite episode with Debra Messing pre-Will and Grace as a bigot. (And Kramer ironically being the least prejudiced of all.)

Kramer: "You're a raaaaa-ving Anti-Dentite. Pretty soon you'll be saying they should have their own shools."

Jerry: "They DO have their own schools."

Kramer: "(some Kremaeresque noise in disgust.)"

 

[D-Backs Hack]

The Trip -- three-part season premiere when Kramer goes to L.A. to pursue acting. Favorite scene: When Jerry and George get picked up by the cops -- one of whom later plays an Elaine boyfriend; "Well, I certainly wouldn't have stopped for Jujyfruits!" -- and play with the siren.

Kramer, to police interrogator: "Hey, how'd you know about the guy in the park?"

Others:

1. The Opposite
2. The Summer of George
3. The one where Kramer puts a screen door on his apartment; "Anytown, USA"
4. The Airport: "We have wines from the Tuscany region." "Ooooooh, Tuscany!"

 

[XXXX]

how about the one where the interviewer broke the story about jerry and george were gay. not that theres anything wrong with that.

 

[dixiehack]

The episode where Jerry and George endure dinner with Elaine's dad, as Jerry tries to hide the candy-striped liner on his new jacket.

 

[Boobie Miles]

Now is the time we go around the table and tell each person how they have disappointed us in some way this year.

George, Festivus is not over until you pin me.

 

[Boobie Miles]

how about the one where the interviewer broke the story about jerry and george were gay. not that theres anything wrong with that.

Do you wanna have sex with me right now!?!? Let's go baby -- George to the reporter

 

[Cosmo]

joe ... the Indian wedding episode was brilliant television. Franklin Delano Romanowski, the lollipop that got bigger and bigger as the show went on, the stink eye, the vault ("too many people know the code," Jerry says, shaking a bottle of Schnapps at Elaine). That's one of my favorite episodes of television ever.

 

[Jesus_Muscatel]

Now is the time we go around the table and tell each person how they have disappointed us in some way this year.

George, Festivus is not over until you pin me.

I believe Frank Costanza called it "The Airing of the Grievances."

Outstanding delivery by Jerry Stiller.

 

[Buck]

Festivus includes both the airing of grievances and feats of strength.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

joe ... the Indian wedding episode was brilliant television. Franklin Delano Romanowski, the lollipop that got bigger and bigger as the show went on, the stink eye, the vault ("too many people know the code," Jerry says, shaking a bottle of Schnapps at Elaine). That's one of my favorite episodes of television ever.

no no, EV-il... eye.

BTW the one with B-O-Z-O and Jerry heckling the heckler was on tonight too. People kept ringing the bell!!!

 

[Boobie Miles]

Haha, very good Jesus and Buck.

I think the scene with Kramer talking about fighting with the guy on the bus may be my favorite scene ever. That kills me every time.