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Hopefully we can still talk about the Monty Python actor and his work despite his last name.
I kind of enjoyed Blackmail.
 
My 11-year-old son's favorite is most definitely the Bicycle Tour. I'm a big fan of the Spanish Inquisition myself, because no one would expect that. [/nerd laugh]
 
ArnoldBabar said:
slappy4428 said:
I think of a parrot pining for the fields.

Not fields. Fjords.

Thanks for the fix Arnie. I was figuring out a way to slap Slappy through the screen for this uncalled for mistake.
 
The guy who goes into the travel agency looking for a holiday to India. It's on Monty Python's Previous Record.

On another note, Around The World in 80 Days and Pole To Pole were great.
 
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One thing that I think gets overlooked with Palin is Ripping Yarns.

There is some incredibly funny stuff in there, some of which you can find on youtube.
 
Palin's published a massive (600-pages-plus) collection of his diaries of the years where Python was just taking off into superstardom, and beyond. It goes into Ripping Yarns, too.

A little too exhaustive, but I enjoyed them.
 
The Granny said:
ArnoldBabar said:
slappy4428 said:
I think of a parrot pining for the fields.

Not fields. Fjords.

Thanks for the fix Arnie. I was figuring out a way to slap Slappy through the screen for this uncalled for mistake.

I need it... but tread lightly please. I'm tired and I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition.
 
slappy4428 said:
The Granny said:
ArnoldBabar said:
slappy4428 said:
I think of a parrot pining for the fields.

Not fields. Fjords.

Thanks for the fix Arnie. I was figuring out a way to slap Slappy through the screen for this uncalled for mistake.

I need it... but tread lightly please. I'm tired and I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition.

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
 
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ArnoldBabar said:
slappy4428 said:
I think of a parrot pining for the fields.

Not fields. Fjords.

And women don't get wooly. They get weary. And it's not from stress, it's from wearing a dress. [/bulldurhamjack]
 
ArnoldBabar said:
What would you say are your main weapons?

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
 
Closer runner ups to the Spanish Inquisition have to be Dead Parrot and the Lumberjack Song
 
It's not really his sketch at all, but Palin gets The Bishop off to a rousing start.



Sadly, this clip doesn't have the sketch preceding it, which sets Palin's intro up.
 
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!

Mounties:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!...

Just the Lumberjack:
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!
 

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