Favorite Euphemisms

[BigDog]

I'd like to know: Who came up with the world class stupid euphemism, 'sleeping together'??

'Didja nail her?'
'Nah, we were sleeping together.'

Dumb.

Love the use of "Didja." Yeah, I see this one getting slammed shut shortly.

 

[Double J]

Yep, just as soon as a moderator decides you and your bum buddy are in danger of having your little feelings hurt.

Maybe I should start another poll asking the crowd if they think retroactive abortions should be legal in the case of brain-dead individuals like yourself.

 

[Boom_70]

While jr was whipping his one eyed wonder weisel he was also shucking damon

 

[BigDog]

Shucking Damon? That's priceless.

 

[spup1122]

Yep, just as soon as a moderator decides you and your bum buddy are in danger of having your little feelings hurt.

Maybe I should start another poll asking the crowd if they think retroactive abortions should be legal in the case of brain-dead individuals like yourself.

Maybe you should. I can say I'd vote yes.

 

[Clever username]

well played, dools. well played.

dude in the office referred to an urgent need to 'grow a tail' before darting into the bathroom the other night. i laughed. also, it's commonly ref'd to as 'needing to najeh.' as in davenport. and, yes, we're a classy group here.

Anybody use the term "drop some friends off at the pool"?

My friends in college used "drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."

 

[Boom_70]

Yep, just as soon as a moderator decides you and your bum buddy are in danger of having your little feelings hurt.

Maybe I should start another poll asking the crowd if they think retroactive abortions should be legal in the case of brain-dead individuals like yourself.

Maybe you should. I can say I'd vote yes.

Hey spoop go wrestle the bald headed chump will ya

 

[spup1122]

Yep, just as soon as a moderator decides you and your bum buddy are in danger of having your little feelings hurt.

Maybe I should start another poll asking the crowd if they think retroactive abortions should be legal in the case of brain-dead individuals like yourself.

Maybe you should. I can say I'd vote yes.

Hey spoop go wrestle the bald headed chump will ya

Oh, you called me spoop.. that makes me.. wait, I don't really give a **** what you call me.

 

[BigDog]

spoop! Boomer's on a role [/melky post]

 

[Boom_70]

Yep, just as soon as a moderator decides you and your bum buddy are in danger of having your little feelings hurt.

Maybe I should start another poll asking the crowd if they think retroactive abortions should be legal in the case of brain-dead individuals like yourself.

Maybe you should. I can say I'd vote yes.

Hey spoop go wrestle the bald headed chump will ya

Oh, you called me spoop.. that makes me.. wait, I don't really give a **** what you call me.

sorry Spup - honest mispelling

 

[spup1122]

Yep, just as soon as a moderator decides you and your bum buddy are in danger of having your little feelings hurt.

Maybe I should start another poll asking the crowd if they think retroactive abortions should be legal in the case of brain-dead individuals like yourself.

Maybe you should. I can say I'd vote yes.

Hey spoop go wrestle the bald headed chump will ya

Oh, you called me spoop.. that makes me.. wait, I don't really give a **** what you call me.

sorry Spup - honest mispelling

One you've made before, but if it was an honest misspelling this time, thanks for the apology. If not, I stand by what I said.

 

[BigDog]

spup, it was Boom.
Honest misspelling?
Christ, he was trying to register for the name Bob_69 when he signed up for the damn site.
The boy has typing issues, but we love him anyway.

 

[spup1122]

spup, it was Boom.
Honest misspelling?
Christ, he was trying to register for the name Bob_69 when he signed up for the damn site.
The boy has typing issues, but we love him anyway.

Once again, it's not the first time he's said it. I don't like him anymore than I did before he apologized but he did and it's kind to acknowledge those things. You may love him, but many others (including myself) don't.

 

[BigDog]

Spup, open up your heart. Get rid of the hate. Make room for the Boom.

 

[Boom_70]

Spup, open up your legs. Get rid of the hate. Make room for the Boom.

Now Big Dog - thanks but you know I am spoken for.

 

[spup1122]

Spup, open up your heart. Get rid of the hate. Make room for the Boom.

I wouldn't do that if someone was holding a gun to my head. You can go suck his **** some more, now. Thanks.

 

[BigDog]

Spoop Jackson, everybody.

 

[Boom_70]

Spup, open up your legs. Get rid of the hate. Make room for the Boom.

I wouldn't do that if someone was holding a gun to my head. I would suck his **** though, right now . Thanks.

 

[BigDog]

Spup, open up your legs. Get rid of the hate. Make room for the Boom.

I wouldn't do that if someone was holding a gun to my head. I would suck his **** though, right now . Thanks.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Me too. Oh my!