Election Night Pizza

[slappy4428]

The only election in town is the Big City's mayoral election; no city council, no school board, no nothin.
Every editor from the No. 2 down is here and, yes, there's election night pizza.
Am looking on the other side of the cell blockto see how hard they work and all I can do is laugh... it's like a light Thursday night in prep season...

 

[zeke12]

Go **** with them.

Call in some fake reports of election tampering.

Then call every five minutes and ask for the score of the East Rottencrotch-West Bum**** game.

 

[slappy4428]

Go **** with them.

Call in some fake reports of election tampering.

Then call every five minutes and ask for the score of the East Rottencrotch-West Bum**** game.

Good call, they'll never know it's me...

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Take turns calling, asking if they know the results of the election yet.

 

[slappy4428]

Polls have been closed 45 minutes, I dont think the phone has rung in 10

 

[zeke12]

Then call and ask them why they write longer stories about the the candidates who win, when the losers TRY JUST AS HARD AND PRACTICE JUST AS MUCH!

 

[slappy4428]

Side note: What would happen if the "media" didn't take pictures/footage of candidates casting their ballots? Would they still vote if there were no cameras to pose for?

 

[pallister]

The best thing about working in news is that every night is easy except when there's an election.

 

[Angola!]

Slappy - You should have handed out the phone number and a bunch of us could have periodically called for updates.

 

[pallister]

How would a busy sports writer like yourself find the time, 'Gola?

 

[Angola!]

How would a busy sports writer like yourself find the time, 'Gola?

Well, I don't actually have anything to do right now. Probably could have gone home a couple of hours ago, but there is nothing to do there so I stayed at work.

And yes, I know your question was sarcastic.

 

[sportschick]

It's my day off. I could have made multiple dials for the winner

 

[slappy4428]

Slappy - You should have handed out the phone number and a bunch of us could have periodically called for updates.

Now you tell me....

 

[crusoes]

Screw all that! Dig into the pizza, then ***** because your favorite toppings are missing.

 

[MileHigh]

It's Election Night in sports every night.

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Screw all that! Dig into the pizza, then ***** because your favorite toppings are missing.

Domino's was all out of anchovies and olives.

 

[zeke12]

Tell them they should have ordered online from www.bigsausagepizza.com

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

The best thing about working in news is that every night is easy except when there's an election.

It's those days that are a ***** in news. Nights, not so much.

 

[pallister]

Ya, every night is filled with hours of mindless gossip and eating of food that Sports can't have. News has it made.