Crime might pay

[JohnHammond]

D.C. looking to pay high-risk individuals up to $9,000 to not commit crime.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/05/us/dc-crime-bill-would-pay-people-to-avoid-crime.html

 

[Riptide]

"Why, that's welfare we can all get behind! Thanks, Obama!"

 

[Armchair_QB]

Can't see any way this wouldn't work...

 

[micropolitan guy]

Well there's 535 criminals in suits who are going to get a raise.