College Advice

[bostonbred]

Move in at Flagler College tomorrow.

Fire away, SportsJournalists.com.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Don't drive drunk. Wrap it up.

 

[Ace]

It's hot in Florida. Stay well-hydrated. I suggest a keg in the dorm.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Learn as many British expressions as you can between now and tomorrow.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Scout the quad daily. On good days, post pics to SportsJournalists.com.

 

[Madhavok]

Always sleep with the first girl who approaches you at a fraternity party. Especially after she just got done making out with your roommate and your friend down the hall.

 

[Ace]

Always sleep with the first girl who approaches you at a fraternity party. Especially after she just got done making out with your roommate and your friend down the hall.

Dude,

We're trying to joke with the guy -- not give real advice. Get with it!

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Always sleep with the first girl who approaches you at a fraternity party. Especially after she just got done making out with your roommate and your friend down the hall.

Bonus points if you can get the girl's roommate in the sack too. Yes, I'm suggesting two chicks at one time. Cue the Office Space dude.

 

[mustangj17]

Change your major.

 

[93Devil]

Keep your Boston hat and shirts at home.

You know, the closet they were locked up in before they won a World Series.

Learn to cook a little so money can stretch.

The worst beer is always decent in a bottle and cold.

Seriously, never skip class. If you go to class, you will never flunk out.

 

[Songbird]

plastics

 

[micropolitan guy]

Should have gone to Faber. Much better fraternity system and hot blonde chicks who regularly undress in front of open windows and then have pillow fights.

 

[JR]

Keep us posted on the hockey team.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Ask for Fawn Lebowitz. Trust me, you won't be sorry when her roommate appears instead.

 

[Ace]

Wear sunscreen.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Don't apply for a credit card.

When you sneak beer into the dorms, opt for cans. Bottles rattle too much.

Go to Wal-Mart and buy some cheap hoodies. You don't want any "Walk of Shame" girls taking your nice ones.

 

[bostonbred]

Keep your Boston hat and shirts at home.

You know, the closet they were locked up in before they won a World Series.

Learn to cook a little so money can stretch.

The worst beer is always decent in a bottle and cold.

Seriously, never skip class. If you go to class, you will never flunk out.

So I shouldn't pack my Troy O'Leary jersey?

And my school requires us to go to class.

 

[bostonbred]

Change your major.

I already did. You have all convinced me.

A year off of covering JV girls volleyball and freshmen football helped.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Keep your Boston hat and shirts at home.

You know, the closet they were locked up in before they won a World Series.

Learn to cook a little so money can stretch.

The worst beer is always decent in a bottle and cold.

Seriously, never skip class. If you go to class, you will never flunk out.

And my school requires us to go to class.

Sure it does.

Freshmen....

 

[93Devil]

Keep your Boston hat and shirts at home.

You know, the closet they were locked up in before they won a World Series.

Learn to cook a little so money can stretch.

The worst beer is always decent in a bottle and cold.

Seriously, never skip class. If you go to class, you will never flunk out.

And my school requires us to go to class.

Sure it does.

Freshmen....

How big is Flacco or wherever you are going? 476 students?

Don't stay up waiting for College Gameday.