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he went off on a rant today on how the chiefs didn't back into the playoffs -- before anyone even asked him. best defense a good offense.

my favorite: "i wasn't born at night."

hey, herm, it's, "i was born at night -- but it wasn't last night."
 
Another lucky playoff berth in his first year (how about John Hall kicking a 52-yd FG OFF A BAD SNAP in Oakland to get the Jets in the playoffs in '01?) will only feed those who are snookered by Herm. "But he brings teams to the playoffs right away!" Yeah? Let's see what he does when he's not inheriting other people's talents.

Fraud. Biggest fraud in the game.
 
You play to back into the playoffs.

Guy lucked out, too. Getting the Colts and their porous run defense? Chiefs will be in the second round and he'll revel in the praise thrown his way.
 
How much do you guys think gets made of the Dungy-Edwards connection this week? My guess is maybe too much.
 
Chuck~Taylor said:
Could their luck help them to become this year's Steelers?

Nope. If they get past the Colts, the Chargers will kick the hell out of them.
 
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hockeybeat said:
Chuck~Taylor said:
Could their luck help them to become this year's Steelers?

Nope. If they get past the Colts, the Chargers will kick the hell out of them.

I don't agree. First, they know each other. Division rivals and all that. Second, when's the last time Marty kicked the hell out of ANYBODY in the playoffs? Answer: 1994. Which also happens to be KC's last playoff victory.

Marty ****in' sucks in the playoffs. SD will probably beat KC, provided KC gets past Indy. But Baltimore or New England will win the AFC.

I don't know what the hell Herm is so agitated about, but he does have a point. KC won on Sunday. The other three teams didn't.
 
doubledown68 said:
hockeybeat said:
Chuck~Taylor said:
Could their luck help them to become this year's Steelers?

Nope. If they get past the Colts, the Chargers will kick the hell out of them.

I don't agree. First, they know each other. Division rivals and all that. Second, when's the last time Marty kicked the hell out of ANYBODY in the playoffs? Answer: 1994. Which also happens to be KC's last playoff victory.

Marty ****in' sucks in the playoffs. SD will probably beat KC, provided KC gets past Indy. But Baltimore or New England will win the AFC.

I don't know what the hell Herm is so agitated about, but he does have a point. KC won on Sunday. The other three teams didn't.

You know what Marty's X Factor will be this year?

LaDanian Tomlinson.
 
Like it was against the Jets (and a certain coach) a couple of years back?
 
pallister said:
Like it was against the Jets (and a certain coach) a couple of years back?

Herm and the Jets nearly blew that game. He was saved by rookie Nate Kaeding (sp) blowing a kick in OT. Herm blew the game in Pittsburgh, blaming the loss on Santana Moss (calling time out) and Doug Brien (for not making two field goals from forty-plus at Heinz Field, statistically the hardest stadium for kickers to make long field goals).

Trust me on this: Herm will find a way to blow a playoff game.
 
Ahhh. More Herm bashing. The guy is the winningest Jets coach in the last 20 years, and then he went to KC and took a beat-up team that lost its QB for 6 weeks (?) to the playoffs. It'll never stop with you guys. Funny stuff.
 
Hey, I don't think the Chiefs will win against the Colts. Just pointing out that Marty losing in the playoffs with a better team isn't out of the question. I hope he fnally gets to the SB. I've had enough with the Patriots and my feelings on the Ravens are somewhere in the vicinity of supreme loathing.
 
Almost_Famous said:
Ahhh. More Herm bashing. The guy is the winningest Jets coach in the last 20 years,
Marshall Patain was the winningest French general of 20th Century.
 
Almost_Famous said:
Ahhh. More Herm bashing. The guy is the winningest Jets coach in the last 20 years, and then he went to KC and took a beat-up team that lost its QB for 6 weeks (?) to the playoffs. It'll never stop with you guys. Funny stuff.

Being the winningest Jets coach in 20 years is akin to being the tallest midget. Not a great compliment, considering some of the disasters that strode the Shea Stadium and Giants Stadium sidelines.
 
Almost_Famous said:
Ahhh. More Herm bashing. The guy is the winningest Jets coach in the last 20 years, and then he went to KC and took a beat-up team that lost its QB for 6 weeks (?) to the playoffs. It'll never stop with you guys. Funny stuff.

And it'll never stop with you pulling the "winningest coach of the past 20 years" jive.

The Jets were a horse**** franchise before Parcells arrived. Being the winningest coach there is no accomplishment. And, again, he left the Jets as soon as the going got rough. Funny how Mangini makes the playoffs in year one with an incredibly lean roster, isn't it? Herm couldn't wait to quit on that team yet Mangini sent it to the playoffs. That team would have gone 1-15 under Herm. Guaranteed.

As for missing Trent Green...did you see him the last few weeks? They don't make the playoffs with Green behind center all season. Damon Huard saved their season. Well, that and some guy named Larry Johnson.

All we need now is the pimp clown from KC to chime in and this discussion will be complete.
 
DyePack said:
Herm is no Jeremy Roenick when it comes to an interview.
Way to contribute nothing, Stupid. Go write your book and leave the adults alone. While you're at it, suck the Big 10 off.
 
BYH said:
Another lucky playoff berth in his first year (how about John Hall kicking a 52-yd FG OFF A BAD SNAP in Oakland to get the Jets in the playoffs in '01?) will only feed those who are snookered by Herm. "But he brings teams to the playoffs right away!" Yeah? Let's see what he does when he's not inheriting other people's talents.

Fraud. Biggest fraud in the game.

I fail to see how that example qualifies as lucky. Kickers make six figures to put the ball through the uprights. Holders are holders because they can put down any snap that isn't bounced to them. The Jets' FG unit executes properly and it's luck?

Nope. Don't think so.

I think part of Herm's response might have been to JoPo's column today, which basically says that Herm is lucky.

Yeah, KC's berth is fortunate. But again, they won. Tennessee, Cincy and Denver didn't. Do you expect Herm to apologize? The NFL is the second toughest postseason to make, and is the most highly competitive league by far.

If Denver, Cincy or Tennessee wanted to play, they would have found a way to win a home game.
 
doubledown68 said:
BYH said:
Another lucky playoff berth in his first year (how about John Hall kicking a 52-yd FG OFF A BAD SNAP in Oakland to get the Jets in the playoffs in '01?) will only feed those who are snookered by Herm. "But he brings teams to the playoffs right away!" Yeah? Let's see what he does when he's not inheriting other people's talents.

Fraud. Biggest fraud in the game.

I fail to see how that example qualifies as lucky. Kickers make six figures to put the ball through the uprights. Holders are holders because they can put down any snap that isn't bounced to them. The Jets' FG unit executes properly and it's luck?

Nope. Don't think so.

Trust me. It was a horse**** snap and it was the longest kick of the year for Hall...who, a year earlier, missed a chippy that would have put the Jets in the playoffs.

That he made that kick was a stroke of incredibly good fortune.

And as a Chiefs fan, I look forward to the day you see the world the way I see it: With Herm as a big giant fraud.
 
hockeybeat said:
DyePack said:
Herm is no Jeremy Roenick when it comes to an interview.

I suck the Tri-State Area off.

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