Cheesiest pick-up lines

[CradleRobber]

I need one for Sorority Serenades tonight.

It has to be VERY CHEESY, not necessarily one that has worked. Cheesy is the only real rule. But I want something original that some other dude didn't find with a Google search, so I'm coming to the clever minds at SportsJournalists.com.

Contest ends at 5 p.m. Pacific. Winner gets something cool.

Go.

 

[wickedwritah]

I'd offer up "can I facebook ya?" but someone else will take that, surely.

Wait, I just did it. Nevermind.

 

[IU90]

Guess this is how lazy ass kids solve their problems today when they're supposed to think something up or look something up themselves. First, google it. If that doesn't immediately work, go on a message board and ask for someone else to tell them the answer.

Think up your own damn cheesy pick up line.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Let's get breakfast together tomorrow morning ... should I call you or nudge you awake?

I don't put out on first dates. I don't want you telling your sorority sisters I'm a himbo.

 

[Mayfly]

Hi, my name's _________. What's yours?

 

[Flash]

I'd offer up "can I facebook ya?" but someone else will take that, surely.

Wait, I just did it. Nevermind.

Dammit!

 

[CradleRobber]

Let's get breakfast together tomorrow morning ... should I call you or nudge you awake?

I don't put out on first dates. I don't want you telling your sorority sisters I'm a himbo.

Early leaders. Definitely made me laugh.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Hi. I'm extremely wealthy.

 

[wickedwritah]

Let's get breakfast together tomorrow morning ... should I call you or nudge you awake?

I don't put out on first dates. I don't want you telling your sorority sisters I'm a himbo.

Early leaders. Definitely made me laugh.

Nothing against Inky, but those aren't original. You wanted original. Or maybe you didn't, and you just wanted to be told the answer you wanted to hear.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Let's get breakfast together tomorrow morning ... should I call you or nudge you awake?

I don't put out on first dates. I don't want you telling your sorority sisters I'm a himbo.

Early leaders. Definitely made me laugh.

Nothing against Inky, but those aren't original. You wanted original. Or maybe you didn't, and you just wanted to be told the answer you wanted to hear.

ZING!

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Let's get breakfast together tomorrow morning ... should I call you or nudge you awake?

I don't put out on first dates. I don't want you telling your sorority sisters I'm a himbo.

Early leaders. Definitely made me laugh.

Nothing against Inky, but those aren't original. You wanted original. Or maybe you didn't, and you just wanted to be told the answer you wanted to hear.

I was going for cheese, not originality.

If he wants original, he should ask them one of them if she'd like to go ATM with him.

 

[ADifferentOkie]

Wanna get a pizza and ****? Why, you don't like pizza?

 

[wickedwritah]

I was going for cheese, not originality.

If he wants original, he should ask them one of them if she'd like to go ATM with him.

The comment was more directed toward CR than you, Inky.

 

[mike311gd]

Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

**** me if I'm wrong, but you wanna kiss me.

I seemed to have misplaced my phone number. May I have yours?

I like your skirt. It'd look better on my floor.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.



I'm sure I'll think of some more. But, for the record, the only time I've ever used them were to win a "Cheesiest Pick-up Line" contest. They probably will not help you play the field.

 

[Flash]

Best thread ever.

 

[ADifferentOkie]

Did it hurt ... when you fell from Heaven?

You must be tired, because you've been running around in my head all day.

 

[SuperflySnuka]

My personal frfavorite...

*Asked bashfully and coy-ly(is that a word? )
You: Umm, sorry to bother you, but do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Girl: No.
You: Just enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm XXXXX

Gets 'em every time...

 

[Idaho]

Hey, Uma. The kids are all asleep. Wanna go upstairs to the play room?

It worked last time.

 

[wickedwritah]

You know what I do? I ignore all the advice, and I ignore the girl. And I'm batting 1.000.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

This should go over well at the party:


"Excuse me. Is that a keg in your back pocket? Because I'd really like to tap that ass!"