Cats manipulate humans, bear defecates in forest, Pope remains Catholic

[deskslave]

Scientists have actually done a study that proves cats manipulate humans, specifically through purring when they want something rather than meowing. And we wonder why people don't trust scientists. :D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8147566.stm

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Stan is just upset that his secret is out.

 

[Bubbler]

****ing cats.

 

[KevinmH9]

So that's how they do it... :P

 

[stan_solo]

Stan is just upset that his secret is out.

My minions clearly failed to dispose of these "scientists" before their research was published. I shall take care of them soon.

Stoopid hoomans.

 

[Bubbler]

Stan is just upset that his secret is out.

My minions clearly failed to dispose of these "scientists" before their research was published. I shall take care of them soon.

Stoopid hoomans.

I know your weakness ...

CATNIP!

While you're stoned to the Bejesus Belt on feline heroine, my dog Ziggy, who is dumb even by dog standards, will take you out with ease. All for the cost of two Beggin' Strips and a weathered tennis ball.

Cats talk big. Put a dog in the room and they **** themselves. Another reason why cats gulp monster balls. :D

 

[KevinmH9]

Stan is just upset that his secret is out.

My minions clearly failed to dispose of these "scientists" before their research was published. I shall take care of them soon.

Stoopid hoomans.

;D

 

[stan_solo]

Suck my nonexistent furry balls, hooman!

I laugh at dogs. Even while stoned, I can knock a fur mouse down his throat, cutting off his airway and forcing his pathetic panting ass to pass out.

Cats rule, dogs drool!!!!!!!!!

 

[stan_solo]

Stan is just upset that his secret is out.

My minions clearly failed to dispose of these "scientists" before their research was published. I shall take care of them soon.

Stoopid hoomans.

;D

Stupid hoomanz, I haz girlfriend.

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She's hotter than your girlfriend too.

 

[Bubbler]

Suck my nonexistent furry balls, hooman!

I laugh at dogs. Even while stoned, I can knock a fur mouse down his throat, cutting off his airway and forcing his pathetic panting ass to pass out.

Cats rule, dogs drool!!!!!!!!!

You can't do any of that whilst cowered under a love seat. Cats rule the undercarriage of furniture when a dog strolls in.

 

[stan_solo]

Suck my nonexistent furry balls, hooman!

I laugh at dogs. Even while stoned, I can knock a fur mouse down his throat, cutting off his airway and forcing his pathetic panting ass to pass out.

Cats rule, dogs drool!!!!!!!!!

You can't do any of that whilst cowered under a love seat. Cats rule the undercarriage of furniture when a dog strolls in.

I don't hide from dogs. Dogs cower before me! I am the king of all things!!!!!!

 

[ScribePharisee]

There is proof positive here that jobs are out there....and research funding should be scrutinized by Congress. I'll wait for that and the return of the dinosaur.

 

[GB-Hack]

There is proof positive here that jobs are out there....and research funding should be scrutinized by Congress. I'll wait for that and the return of the dinosaur.

Except for the fact that this study was done in Britain, at the University of Sussex, and was funded by the University, you're dead on here.

 

[sportschick]

Rawrrrrrrrr!

 

[outofplace]

There is proof positive here that jobs are out there....and research funding should be scrutinized by Congress. I'll wait for that and the return of the dinosaur.

Except for the fact that this study was done in Britain, at the University of Sussex, and was funded by the University, you're dead on here.

Damn facts.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

 

[RedSmithClone]

So cats are like women. The purrr when they want something instead of nagging.

 

[RickStain]

My male cat this morning decided to give this a try. He'd sometimes meow for attention in the mornings, usually about an hour before we actually wanted to get up, but this morning he was much more strident, and he actually did kind of sound like a baby crying.

Apparently, my cat has installed monitoring software on my computer and is reading what I read.

 

[finishthehat]

Cats vs. dogs, Get Fuzzy style:

http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComic.mpl?date=2009/7/14&name=Fuzzy

 

[Batman]

There is proof positive here that jobs are out there....and research funding should be scrutinized by Congress. I'll wait for that and the return of the dinosaur.

"Return?"