Catherine Zeta-Jones? Go down on her at your own risk.

[old_tony]

Michael Douglas says his throat cancer was caused by cunnilingus.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer

 

[LongTimeListener]

"But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

Baby, don't let me die!

 

[HanSenSE]

He's dying because of what he likes to do most?

 

[User 11148]

Catherine Zeta-Jones? Believe I'd take my chances were the opportunity to present itself ...

 

[H.L. Mencken]

Hollywood Translation:

"Did I mention that I'm STRAIGHT? Because I am. I am a frequent devourer of VAGINA. Yes, sir. Not to go into too much detail, but I will lick snatch AT THE RISK OF MY OWN LIFE because I am so aggressively STRAIGHT. In closing, when I said greed is good, I meant ***** is good. I'm not gay. Thanks."

 

[Baron Scicluna]

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that cunnilingus, for lack of a better word, is good. Cunnilingus is right, cunnilingus works. Cunnilingus clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Cunnilingus, in all of its forms; cunnilingus for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that cunnilingus, for lack of a better word, is good. Cunnilingus is right, cunnilingus works. Cunnilingus clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Cunnilingus, in all of its forms; cunnilingus for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.

 

[old_tony]

Izzy Coles can't get life insurance now.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

That's pretty brave after what happened to Colonel Angus at Big Beaver. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a7a_1349546320

 

[DanOregon]

 

[dooley_womack1]

Hollywood Translation:

"Did I mention that I'm STRAIGHT? Because I am. I am a frequent devourer of VAGINA. Yes, sir. Not to go into too much detail, but I will lick snatch AT THE RISK OF MY OWN LIFE because I am so aggressively STRAIGHT. In closing, when I said greed is good, I meant ***** is good. I'm not gay. Thanks."

Or, "I did not employ method acting in playing Liberace."

Anyhoo, I don't blame him for sending blame that way. There are teeth down there!

And Dan, that pic is somehow disturbing.

 

[DanOregon]

You are welcome.
Sounds like a great ethical question. Two choices, admit that you cheated on your wife to let her off the hook (or lie that you cheated on her). Or just say you got it from her.

You know I'd love to honey, but did you hear about Michael Douglas?

 

[Vombatus]

Has anyone here ever jacked off to anything they've seen on SportsJournalists.com?

Just oddly curious.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

I used to beat off to that elephant on the trampoline.

 

[exmediahack]

I used to beat off to that elephant on the trampoline.

Never thought I would type this:

Ruckus wins the Internet.

 

[Riptide]

I used to beat off to that elephant on the trampoline.

Thanks for the giant laugh, Ruckus.

 

[Drip]

No more eating out for Mike.

 

[Boom_70]

Maybe people will start to believe Al Gore now. He was certainly ahead of his time in declaring the love canal
a toxic waste disaster.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Has anyone ever used a dental ***? I don't mean just on this board. Has anyone in the world ever actually used a dental *** for cunninlingus?

Yep. Not a superior experience, but way better than getting directly exposed to The Herpes.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Has anyone ever used a dental ***? I don't mean just on this board. Has anyone in the world ever actually used a dental *** for cunninlingus?

Yep. Not a superior experience, but way better than getting directly exposed to The Herpes.

But enough about ND Journalist.