"Butt chugging," AKA Frat boys is crazy ...

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Steak Snabler

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My new favorite entry into the lexicon:

As medical personnel treated a University of Tennessee student for severe alcohol poisoning from a bizarre consumption method, UT police walked into a drunken scene at a campus fraternity, records show.

Officers early Saturday found several young men at the Pi Kappa Alpha house, 1820 Fraternity Park Drive, passed out in their rooms “and bags from wine boxes, some empty and some partially empty, strewn across the halls and rooms.”

Authorities think Alexander P. Broughton, 20, of Memphis, who had a blood-alcohol level thought to be “well over” 0.40 percent, ingested the alcohol by a method known as “butt chugging,” in which wine was inserted directly by a tube into his rectum for quick and potent absorption.

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2012/sep/24/ut-fraternity-suspended-over-graphic-alcohol/?print=1
 
Seriously, what the ****? A ******* funnel just won't do? We've now resorted to sticking boxes of wine up our asses? I would murder my kid if I got this call in the middle of the night. I would drive to his dorm, blast Coldplay from his room, post pornographic ramblings about Rosie O'Donnell all over his Facebook, and sleep with his roommate. Then I MIGHT pick him up from the hospital.
 
I saw a segment on this on one of those awful Spike TV shows. Either "Manswers" or "1,000 Ways to Die," can't remember which.
Apparently, the way it works is the alcohol goes directly to your intestine rather than being slowly absorbed in the stomach. So doing this with a shot or glass of whiskey would be like pounding twice as much in half the time. Obviously dangerous, potentially fatal, and off-the-charts disgusting.
 
Care Bear said:
Seriously, what the ****? A ******* funnel just won't do? We've now resorted to sticking boxes of wine up our asses? I would murder my kid if I got this call in the middle of the night. I would drive to his dorm, blast Coldplay from his room, post pornographic ramblings about Rosie O'Donnell all over his Facebook, and sleep with his roommate. Then I MIGHT pick him up from the hospital.

Does your son need a roommate?
 
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Armchair_QB said:
Care Bear said:
Seriously, what the ****? A ******* funnel just won't do? We've now resorted to sticking boxes of wine up our asses? I would murder my kid if I got this call in the middle of the night. I would drive to his dorm, blast Coldplay from his room, post pornographic ramblings about Rosie O'Donnell all over his Facebook, and sleep with his roommate. Then I MIGHT pick him up from the hospital.

Does your son need a roommate?

This was quite funny.
 
You think the fraternity has an official inserter? To ensure safety and all.
 

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