Ask Heavily Medicated F_B

[Fenian_Bastard]

So, on Thursday, I had a couple of skin cancers dug out of my mug. (Basal-cell carcinomas. Relatively harmless legacies of Irish skin and no sunscreen). I now look like I went 15 with the pre-insane Tyson. Either that or I hired chef as my plastic surgeon and came up four beers short. I also am on quite lovely painkillers. Mmmmmmmmm.....

 

[shotglass]

What is life, F_B?

Tell me.

What IS life?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Which i guess means that the afterlife is a really bad case of diarrhea.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Life is just a bowl of cherries.

. . . so, live and laugh at it alllllllllll.


That is all.

 

[waterytart]

What do women want?

 

[slappy4428]

Where are my car keys? Is this a Republican plot?

 

[I Digress]

Why can't I put my elbow in my ear?

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Or a banjo on my knee.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Because your head is up your ass?

 

[I Digress]

Because your head is up your ass?

No, no. My eyes are open and I'm definitely seeing more than a slick, Hershey highway.

 

[waterytart]

No, no. My eyes are open and I'm definitely seeing more than a slick, Hershey highway.

Is this a cross-post with the kissing thread?

 

[imjustagirl]

Happy birthday to me! A heavily medicated Fenian? Oh joy!!!

Sadly, I'm incapable of coming up with anything right now, so here:

 

[Boom_70]

Be careful Moddy frowns upon these type of threads.

 

[zeke12]

Fenian, whatever became of the squirrels?

 

[writing irish]

****, I have lived my whole adult life in sunny climates and only rarely used sunscreen. I'm gonna have to watch the skin issue like a hawk.

Fens, be sure to take some vitamin E supplements for a while.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Be careful Moddy frowns upon these type of threads.

No no no .... he frowns on "Ask Drunk MEMBER NAME" threads. Fenian is <i>not</i> drunk — he's on drugs. That's different.

 

[Angola!]

Why are you awake so early? Couldn't you just be in bed in a drug-induced coma having crazy dreams? That's what I'd do.

 

[writing irish]

Well, he's offline, so he might be in some Coleridge-like state, even as we type.

 

[Angola!]

Well, he's offline, so he might be in some Coleridge-like state, even as we type.

Are you going to be at El Stadia today?

 

[writing irish]

No...what's going on, did the local Republicans issue an order that all liberals were to report to the football stadium? I've been anticipating such a day.