... and the candle smelled, too

[jr/shotglass]

Tell me this product was vetted and nobody saw it. Tell me that.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

Donald Trump should offer to buy up the stock for pennies on the dollar. They should sell well to his voters.

 

[dixiehack]

Smells like gunpowder, Hai Karate and missed child support payments.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

The official product for burning crosses.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

THEY USED THE CONFEDERATE FLAG AS A MISSILE!

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

My goodness, I have nice-smelling candles!

 

[swingline]

I’d rather have an ass-scented candle than an unwashed cracker candle.