All hail the new Coach K

[Ellis Redding]

I\\\'m sure this was mentioned on the NBA thread, but Larry Krystkowiak being named the new Bucks coach deserves its own thread, dammit!

The below pic is just for sc ...

 

[ondeadline]

Before we dub him the new Coach K, I would like to hear if his cursing is creative enough to earn that f-ing title.

 

[sportschick]

Before we dub him the new Coach K, I would like to hear if his cursing is creative enough to earn that f-ing title.

It is.

And thanks Ellis . . .

I shall now become a Bucks fan, since the Pacers are a buncha thugs.

 

[expendable]

Will he get do do an American Express commercial?

 

[ondeadline]

But does his wife bring the prickly profanity like Mickie?

 

[sportschick]

But does his wife bring the prickly profanity like Mickie?

His wife's a *****.

 

[ondeadline]

You mean like Kyle\'s mom?

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Let's see, the Bucks fire Terry Porter, a coach with no previous NBA head-coaching experience, after two seasons. Then they hire and fire Terry Stotts, a coach with one season of previous NBA head-coaching experience prior to coming to Milwaukee. Now they hire Krysko, a coach with ONE-HALF season of NBA ASSISTANT coaching experience to be head coach?

Geezus, they wonder why that organization is a joke.

 

[sportschick]

Let's see, the Bucks fire Terry Porter, a coach with no previous NBA head-coaching experience, after two seasons. Then they hire and fire Terry Stotts, a coach with one season of previous NBA head-coaching experience prior to coming to Milwaukee. Now they hire Krysko, a coach with ONE-HALF season of NBA ASSISTANT coaching experience to be head coach?

Geezus, they wonder why that organization is a joke.

It's Krystko, dammit!

And when he went there as an assistant, it was with the understanding that he'd be coach in a year or two.

And anybody who can win with that group of **** that Montana had is a hella great coach.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

I thought this thread was about this.

 

[BYH]

Bless you, Headbutt. Bless you.

 

[Double Down]

I thought this thread was about this.

I saw that a couple days ago and I thought it deserved its own thread. Stupid in the beginning, ****ing hilarious by the time it's over. The line about Duke girls looking like soccer moms at 19 was awesome.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Believe it or not, I graduated from j-school with that guy.

 

[HoopsMcCann]

you even suck at rape. that's just funny. and wrong. but funny.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Let's see, the Bucks fire Terry Porter, a coach with no previous NBA head-coaching experience, after two seasons. Then they hire and fire Terry Stotts, a coach with one season of previous NBA head-coaching experience prior to coming to Milwaukee. Now they hire Krysko, a coach with ONE-HALF season of NBA ASSISTANT coaching experience to be head coach?

Geezus, they wonder why that organization is a joke.

It's Krystko, dammit!

And when he went there as an assistant, it was with the understanding that he'd be coach in a year or two.

And anybody who can win with that group of **** that Montana had is a hella great coach.

No offense, SC.

But a year or two certainly isn't 2/3rds of a season. And when you've got zilch head-coaching experience in the NBA, it's gonna make a difference. Especially with those no-D-playing chumps he's got on that roster now.

I hope he succeeds there; he seems like a pretty cool guy and like you said, he coached Montana into the tourney twice. But the odds are definitely stacked against him.

A cool side note about him...when I was a kid and he played for the Bucks he'd do the damndest thing during early warmups. He'd stand at mid-court with his back facing one basket, chuck the ball high up in the air behind him, bounce it at the free-throw line and then into the basket.

Thrilling, I know. But I was easily amused back then.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Let's see, the Bucks fire Terry Porter, a coach with no previous NBA head-coaching experience, after two seasons. Then they hire and fire Terry Stotts, a coach with one season of previous NBA head-coaching experience prior to coming to Milwaukee. Now they hire Krysko, a coach with ONE-HALF season of NBA ASSISTANT coaching experience to be head coach?

Geezus, they wonder why that organization is a joke.

You're being very charitable if you're counting Stotts time coaching the Hawks as NBA experience...

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Let's see, the Bucks fire Terry Porter, a coach with no previous NBA head-coaching experience, after two seasons. Then they hire and fire Terry Stotts, a coach with one season of previous NBA head-coaching experience prior to coming to Milwaukee. Now they hire Krysko, a coach with ONE-HALF season of NBA ASSISTANT coaching experience to be head coach?

Geezus, they wonder why that organization is a joke.

You're being very charitable if you're counting Stotts time coaching the Hawks as NBA experience...

Oh, I'm very aware of that. But it's still more than Krystko can say he's done.

 

[slappy4428]

Before we dub him the new Coach K, I would like to hear if his family's cursing is creative enough to earn that f-ing title.

Fixed