All-Area themes

[Bob Slydell]

[blue] How about who's a switch hitter and who's not.[/blue] Inspired by a situation in my area. I cover a school that had a lot of controversy last fall, because one of their volleyball players came out to her teammates and coach as a lesbian. She's also on the school's softball team. During a area tournament for the softball team, I was in the press box when she came to bat, a teacher at the school announced that she was dating (think of any boy's name). The PA announcer, did a double take and asked the teacher, "She's dating boys now?" You could put her in the switch hitter category.

High school lesbianism is hot

 

[Angola!]

[blue] How about who's a switch hitter and who's not.[/blue] Inspired by a situation in my area. I cover a school that had a lot of controversy last fall, because one of their volleyball players came out to her teammates and coach as a lesbian. She's also on the school's softball team. During a area tournament for the softball team, I was in the press box when she came to bat, a teacher at the school announced that she was dating (think of any boy's name). The PA announcer, did a double take and asked the teacher, "She's dating boys now?" You could put her in the switch hitter category.

High school lesbianism is hot

Not if they look like most high school softball players.

 

[Meat Loaf]

Best way to handle it: just run all the rosters for all the teams in your area under the banner "EVERYONE'S A CHAMPION". And that's that.

Brilliant idea.

I don't do themes. Waste of time because nobody in my area seems to give a ****. I get no compliments. I get no complaints. Total apathy. To the point, that we're considering this season as our last to do this. Wouldn't hurt my feelings a damn bit.

 

[Tom Petty]

Just wanted some suggestions. Not smart ass comments from idiots.

Here's a suggestion: don't do a ****ing theme for your all-area baseball team. You'll be the one who looks like an idiot.

such an angry little man. all he did was ask a question.