Absolutely the funniest thing I've ever seen/heard

[GBNF]

"I cannot believe that I'm actually thinking about blanking your blank."

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

I was really into that for the first couple minutes or so, but then, suddenly, I lost interest... [/normmacdonald]

 

[mike311gd]

"Baby, 15 can get me 20."

That's a great line.

But not as great as "I can be your teacher."

 

[markvid]

There are times I'm not sure it's Dateline or Match Game.

 

[Steak Snabler]

"Or just no pants? We could just be naked all day."

Why I am thinking of Bill Clinton all of a sudden?

 

[Xsportschick]

Ah, the vocal stylings of Mr. Chris Hanson. Priceless inflections they made me "laugh out loud."

And now, the remix: ... that is, if I'm not DB'in' it.

 

[TyWebb]

"Are you sexy naked?" almost made me **** my pants.

 

[EmbassyRow]

I'm reminded of the Colbert-Phillips "Gravitas-Off."

 

[Barsuk]

Among my favorites: "Did you say you are ready to have my thang in your mouth?"

And evidence that at least one SportsJournalists.com poster has appeared on "To Catch A Predator": "Perhaps we could go boots shopping. I would like to make love to you after we are done boots shopping. I have a serious fetish for boots."