But is he married?

[beefncheddar]

Tonight's winning pitcher for the Washington Nationals: Hanrahan.

Begin ........... now

 

[Angola!]

Is there a joke I am missing?

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

Suzanne sucks *****!

She's a lesbian! A lesbian!

Is that what you were lookin' for?

 

[ServeItUp]

She's a dike! I know, I know!

 

[slappy4428]

They only had one pitcher, it was a garbage win.

 

[Football_Bat]

I know a good bar here. The Palm lsle. ****ed the barmaid last trip. I mean, I walked into the place, she comes up to me without even sayin' hello and just rubs up against me ... Nipples as hard as little rocks.

 

[Gutter]

She's a dike! I know, I know!

Does that make him a fag?

 

[kingcreole]

It was a cheap win. A garbage win.

No, no, you gotta twist with 'em. **** with 'em!

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

She's a dike! I know, I know!

Apparently I keep missing the *** point.

 

[Highway 101]

She's a dike! I know, I know!

Apparently I keep missing the *** point.

You're not the only one.

 

[Del_B_Vista]

**** him. Hanrahan's an ape. I knew it would **** the **** out of him.

She's a fantastic gal. I mean, fantastic!

I knew it'd drive him berserk.

You nailed him, Coach, in the ****ing head.

- Right in his mind. - He deserved it!

Yeah! Yeah!

 

[Huggy]

I know a good bar here. The Palm lsle. ****ed the barmaid last trip. I mean, I walked into the place, she comes up to me without even sayin' hello and just rubs up against me ... Nipples as hard as little rocks.

Mo is my fave guy in that movie. Jim Carr is a close second.

 

[spaceman]

I'm gonna open up this faggot robe and wiggle my **** at em. And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this **** anymore. You and your ****ing fashion shows.

 

[TwoGloves]

She's a dike! I know, I know!

Apparently I keep missing the *** point.

Slap Shot.

 

[kingcreole]

Has anybody realized who Hanrahan's wife is? It's the mom from A Christmas Story.

 

[slappy4428]

Has anybody realized who Hanrahan's wife is? It's the mom from A Christmas Story.

Well let me tell you the story, because I have to tell it in court anyway.

 

[patchs]

 

[crusoes]

She was hot, in a normal-looking way.

 

[zeke12]

She was hot because her tits were hanging out.

 

[kingcreole]

Has anybody realized who Hanrahan's wife is? It's the mom from A Christmas Story.

Well let me tell you the story, because I have to tell it in court anyway.

She was a no-good runaway hockey wife.