Zija -- Anyone here ever heard of it?

How long have you been holding your breath?

 

I just drank a can of Zija and my hair grew back and I'm shitting out fat.

I now have the 6-pack that's been missing since 1998.

 

Why didn't you tell me this earlier? Fuck.

 

Obviously Mizzou is trying to take over the Kentucky Zija operation.

 

He bought it from me. It's why I didn't want KY selling it...he'd be drafting off my heat.

 

At my parents for the night, and already had my dad pushing this stuff. Then he starts telling me about some conference call he was on with their new distributor ... Evander Holyfield. Whoever specializes in broke ex-boxer stories can sharpen pencils now.

 

Yep. That's what my friend told me. I guess he really needs the money.

 

I'll bet his ear is burning.

 

I did try one of the packets yesterday. It gave me a headache like none I've ever had.

I talked to a doctor my family has known/seen for years, and she told me to stop taking the stuff. I told my friend today what was going on, and he tried to deny that my headache was related to Zija. On the bottle of the appetite suppressant it says not to take Zija if you have certain ailments. One of them is recurring headaches. My friend said it wasn't on there, even though I was looking right at the bottle when I told him.

I'm giving back the rest of the stuff tomorrow before I go to work. No money lost, only one headache-filled afternoon.

 

My dad did ACN for a while. He met Jeremy Roenick and his wife at meetings in Phoenix. I can see why athletes and coaches make money, they just transfer a cult-like following from sports to these schemes.

 

Mmmmmmmmmm Roenick. NOW this thread is getting interesting.

 

http://roenicklife.shopacnrep.com/