Zack and Miri Make A Porno

Just got back. Hate to say it, but ... worst Kevin Smith movie. Ever. Craig Robinson made me laugh a few times, but overall I think I laughed more during The Love Guru (yes, I was one of the 20 people to see it).

 

I want to see this for one line: "Her name Bubbles."

 

that's just so, so sad

 

When the local alternative weekly newspaper gave it one star, it made me wonder. Those types of newspapers usually treat movies like this as if they were Citizen Kane.

 

I was psyched to see this, being a big Askewniverse fan... but then I got his latest Q&A DVD last week, "A Threevening With". Yawn. Nothing much new there, not much in the way of extras. Was severely disappointed. Kinda took some of my glee for "Porno" away.

I'll see it... just not rushing out to see it.

(BTW, anyone seen Smith lately? Dude put on a ton of weight. I mean, I'm fat... but DAMN!)

 

A scene worthy of the trailer.

And Killick, I read somewhere that Smith is going to a fat farm. He honestly doesn't seem as if he's gained that much weight to me.

 

OK, I was wrong.

Just saw Smith on Carson Daly and holy hell he is FAT. I'm talking mumu fat.



Here's an article about him going on a diet...not going to a fat farm, but taking some time off to lose the weight. http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/movies/la-et-smith30-2008oct30,0,4539395.story?track=rss

 

This got a horrible review in Rolling Stone

 

Kevin Smith can be my hetero lifemate any day of the week.

 

Get in line, buddy.

I was watching Clerks when you were in diapers. Yesterday as well as 1994, granted. But still.

 

Look: I had one accident in late September, and you can't let it go.

Stop living in the past, man. The sheets are clean, and so is the slate.